h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

why not?

Because something very interesting will utterly and completely fail to happen.

on the contrary i found this very interesting and amusing, i blame you for this.

There are a lot of buttons you shouldn't be pushing in the mail room. In fact, if you push them all at once, the amazingly, wonderful, superfluous, titanic event will most decidedly not occur. Of course, that kind of reckless behavior is just what I need to get noticed. However, if my request for demotion is rejected and I move out of the mail room, then I will most certainly blame you all.

I accept the blame, it's all my fualt i'm so sorry so very very sorry

Please folks, let's not fuss and fight! This page was a mistake, and nothing more. No blame need be assigned or accepted.

Of course, you guys keep pushing the button when I've clearly asked you not to, so ignore my first paragraph. Let the feuding continue! I blame everyone but me! Anything anyone has ever done is clearly everyone else's fault.

OK, OK, maybe I get a little blame.

NO I DONT

I have misplaced my mind.

What's going on? A grand opening and nobody in the bar yet? That just doesn't seem right somehow, where's the celebratory champagne?

Well, the wisest fool isn't signed on right now......and you are only the second person to stumble upon the new clubhouse. By the way, this "yey again" thing is what happens when you recycle an old user page for a new purpose. I wish there was a way to kill old pages.....

I think the best bet is simply not to recycle old pages!

I was going to start a new thread but feared it would simply go un-noticed. Tell you what, I'll bite the bullet and just do it...

see you there!

Wonders who pays Johnny's dentist bills after he bites on bullets?

Bites on a raspberry bun dunked in vodka

hmmm...sounds tasty

I'd send one over by pigeon post but the pigeons are on strike.

I feel the cat has been up to no good

Company dental plan. Biting bullets is part of my job description.

I hope this "company plan" is related to your psychiatrist business - i don't remember signing papers for no dental plan!

Hmm, and you also don't remember that bit when you thought you could fly, do you?

what, you mean I can't fly?

*thud*

Blimey, this hypnotism thing doesn't seem to wear off as nearly as easily as I'd hoped.

Snap

where am I?
why do my arms hurt?
how come I'm so thirsty?