A Conversation for Thirsty?

Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 1

Wowbagger

Set 'em up Joe!
This is the bar next door.
The other one's a little crowded.
And I've already checked the roof - drinks AREN'T on the house.


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 2

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Crawls in, thirsty - wonders why that playful little dittie "The Pub's Got No Beer" is playing on the jukebox


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 3

marvthegrate LtG KEA

That is cos we all are drinking real alcohol from our spouts. Here is yours Loony smiley - winkeye


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 4

Wowbagger

Is there a fake alcohol?


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 5

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Thanks Marv - starts singing "There's a spout in my pocket dear....."


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 6

Bluebottle

Okay, fill up my smiley - ale!


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 7

marvthegrate LtG KEA

When you live in Utah most beer is fake alcohol.


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 8

Wowbagger

Having tasted American beer, I cannot argue with that at all Marv. smiley - sadface


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 9

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Even most American beer is stiff compared to what you can get in UT. Unless you are in a private club or a Liquor store all you can get is 3.2% alcohol by volume. Weak weasel piss in my book. Guiness is dreadfully expensive and hard to find. That is why I drink mostly Corona.


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 10

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

What, a new customer and the bartender isn't anywhere in sight? I'll go fix this.........


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 11

Wowbagger

Bartender?
I thought this was a self serve bar.
Worked for me smiley - winkeye.


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 12

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

It is a self-serve bar, but The Wisest Fool is usually available to help out if you don't wish to get up off your stool smiley - smiley


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 13

marvthegrate LtG KEA

I have noted the conspicous (sp?) of TWF. Where's our bartender!


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 14

Wowbagger

I don't mind voluteering for bar duty in his absence.
*hops over to the other side*
People, here's a little coctail I have recently grown addicted to.

Shot glass:
2/3 butterscotch schnapps
1/3 bailey's irish cream (floated on top)

Slam it down really quickly. Even better if you don't use hands. smiley - smiley
I'm not usually one for the sweeter cocktails, but this isn't as sweet as it sounds. Just very VERY smooth.

I could give you the name of this little concoction, but the h2g2 police would have me out on my ear quicker than you could say 'My, that's a rather naughty name for a drink'.


Bourbon, I'll have another bartender.

Post 15

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Well around my neck of the woods we call it a Copper Camel. But I think I jnow what you are refering to.


Who on earth thinks these things up?

Post 16

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

There's a 'slow, comfortable screw against the wall' but I can't remember what's in it.


Who on earth thinks these things up?

Post 17

marvthegrate LtG KEA

Hmmm... Can't remember what is in that, but I buy the ladies a screaming orgasm at the clubs, they seem to like them.


Who on earth thinks these things up?

Post 18

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Well sure, when you don't have to pay for them......I'm assuming, of course smiley - smiley


Who on earth thinks these things up?

Post 19

marvthegrate LtG KEA

The drinks or the ladies?


Who on earth thinks these things up?

Post 20

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Sweeden respectfully declines to answer.........


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