h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just go and find many melting things, like ice creams...etc.

I need them to survive

*breathing slows*

We're never going to get on the busiest conversations list if you kill our members Lil.




On the other hand there are one or two who wouldn't really be missed....

neenaw neenaw

*The sound of a siren is heard. A snocat pulls up and a short figure in a fur coat (with a rather striking tail) leaps out.*

I heard there was a catastrophe in the making. Quick, load her into this portable CAT Scanner I just happen to have about my purrson so we can ascertain the problem.

EXCUSE me McKay. At whom was that comment directed pray tell?

ooooh, it doesn't matter who he's talking to.....Help me!!

Ena...Ena...please wake up *sniffs and wipes nose on floor cloth*

The cationic injection appears to be working. She seems to be fading out a little.

I do think those tabby markings suit her don't you?

Yyyyeess...she seems to be looking a little better

Ena...don't worry dear. We're here to help you I think!

I knew it would work. I use it all the time. I have it made specially in Cheshire.

*Picks up Cheshire *


How long do you think Ena will remain like this?

If she doesn't change back can I keep her?

I could call her viEna

I was right - I thought you had a Rossiterish look about you.

Are you worthy to be a cat owner though? Do you, purrchance, have any secreted about your purrson?

(You can keep the - they make such a mess of my fur)

Cream is not very healthy for s


But I do have these handy sachets of food this one is Salmon & Tuna and then there is Plaice & Peas. And this one is Cod & Carrots




*holds out sachets for Tekfat to examine*

*Hint* Try Vodka and herring

food?

FOOD!

I've never been so insulted in my life.

Do you not have any fresh Salmon & Tuna?

Tinned will do rpovided you add copious amounts of vodka.


or oirish cream purrhaps.

It wasn't meant for you!! It is for viEna



Shall I make us some Irish with extra whiskey?

McKay are you joining us?

McKay we are at number 3 Busiest Conversation

Well - I'll be a ding dong dang. (What ever the hell that may be.)

This calls for a celebration, lets set the old town alight.

Let Teasswill have the flame thrower, and we'll show them how SHADOW do a metaphor.

Did someone mention the flamethrower?