h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*melts out of the shadows*

I should like to join

*melts into the shadows again*

Aha! You thought no-one had noticed you didn't you?

Everyone seems to be at the AGM at the moment (and probably pretty sozzled by now). I'd advise you to just melt your way in there, pour yourself a drink (but mind the eye of newt cordial, it's ) and volunteer for something.

Talking to yourself again Tefkat ?

And whats that puddle by the wall ?

That's no puddle, that's Gerald the monarch of the Giant Purple Potato People called Phyllis.

Honest.

er... I'm not imagining things again am I?

?

*melts out of the shadows*

Sorry my transition from shadow-land and back again causes puddles....you're not imagining things Tefkat!

*melts into the shadows*

The roof must have sprung a leak I've been mopping up puddles all afternoon....and what are these shiney things???

Did someone bring a puppy in?

lalaaaaa lala luuum

*on knees with damp cloth...again!!*



I not sure, it seems to be concentrated in this corner tho'

*melts out of the shadows*

*hands lil a can of anti-melt so she can clear any melted shadow puddles instantly...*

Thank you dear.....I haven't seen this before. Can you buy in the supermarket?

*looks around and cannot see anyone*

*melts out of the shadows and stands in plain view*

I very rarely stand where people can see me, no you cannot buy this in the supermarket...it is made specially in my kingdom, you may have as much as you want

*melts half into the shadows so she is still slightly visable*

Well that's very kind of you I'm sure


My name is Lil *extends right hand in greeting* And you are?

*extends right hand in also in greeting and shakes lil's hand..lil seems warm to her cold touch*

I have many name....my real one I do not give out often, but you can call me Ena as a gesture of friendship

Pleased to meet you Ena *right hand feel cold and wet, so wipes it on her apron*

*looks down and sees another puddle* Is hasn't been raining today has it?

I'm so sorry my dear, I didn't realize, it is coming from you!!!

You know you can buy things for incontinence now - very discreet too if you know what I mean

Just use the anti-melt spray

I am sorry for getting you cold and wet.....I can't help it

Is that what this is *looks at can again* I thought it was spray disinfectant

So I just aim it and spray it all over you then *takes aim and sprays*

NO!!!

*collapses to floor as spray hits her*

Spray it at anything I've touched, not me.....it's deadly to me.....

But you tolds me to spray it

That's ok, you didn't know...I meant spray it on anything I got wet while I was melting in and out of the shadows...

*begins to die*

Ena...Ena....I'm so sorry