A Conversation for Singularly Hidden Avoidant Denizens Of the Web or S.H.A.D.O.W.

Sewers

Post 101

Tefkat

smiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - empty


Sewers

Post 102

Clare

Phew! Thanks Tefkat.

I'n not sure where Universal Granny is though, I haven't seen her since you set us on fire. Oh dear. smiley - erm


Sewers

Post 103

Tefkat

_I_ set you on fire? These paws tied no knots.


Sewers

Post 104

Clare

smiley - blush Sorry. Since _Ictoan_ set us on fire.


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Post 105

U173821

'ere, don;t be blaming me! Everyone always blames me

think I'll go sit in the garden and eat worms!


Sewers

Post 106

Tefkat

GRA-A-A-A-NNNY-NNY-NY-NY-Y


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Post 107

Clare

Don't go, Icky! smiley - grovel We need you to help us find Granny.


GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!


Sewers

Post 108

Tefkat

Uggy Uggy Uggy...


Sewers

Post 109

Clare

Ui ui ui!

Universal GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAnny!!


Sewers

Post 110

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Want this megaphone?You Sure UG is down there?She may well have got out through the manhole out in the grounds.I think it comes out in the copse just beyond the tennis courts.

Incog.smiley - tea


Sewers

Post 111

Tefkat

Oh dear. You mean she could be wandering around disorientated and unnoticeable?


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Post 112

Clare

I'll go along and have a look for herm, shall I? I'll just take this secret passage here...

smiley - runIf I take the megaphone, I can call to you if we have any trouble.


Sewers

Post 113

Tefkat

I would have thought Icky would be pleased to think he sets women on fire...


Sewers

Post 114

Universal Granny





Disorientated maybe - unnoticeable definitely not. How can I be unnoticeable with the seat of my trousers burnt away, smelling like a Sunday bonfire, and with both eyebrows singed off. I'm wet through where someone kept dropping their glass of water all over me Next thing I shall be expelled from S.H.A.D.O.W. for being so NOTICEABLE.

Where's Clare? There's someone moving about out there with a coned weapon, shouting into it, so I came indoors again pdq. All sorts of looneys around here tonight. Where am I, anyway? Do I know any of you? Who's that sulking in a corner? Who am I?

Oh dear......I don't feel well...smiley - ill


Sewers

Post 115

Tefkat

smiley - towel


smiley - tea


smiley - cuddle


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Post 116

Clare

I can't find UG anyw- oh there you are!

That was ME with the megaphone, I was trying to find you smiley - crosssmiley - smiley I've been looking all over for you, I went through a manhole and found a corpse by the tennis courts, which I thought must be you for a second smiley - yikes.

I'm burned and drenched too. If we make a group of burned drenched people we won't stand out so much smiley - erm

smiley - hug Glad you're safe anyway.


Sewers

Post 117

Universal Granny


A novel thought - a group of burned drenched people.... got to be a punchline there somewhere

Thanks for the towel, Tefkat, nearly dry now, though I'm still not sure if I know who I am yet. And who IS that sulking in the corner?

Universal Granny


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Post 118

U173821

Oh I know I have such an effect on women, you can tell from the shouts, screams and rapid running away from me that ensues smiley - smiley

Clare, a corpse by the tennis courts? Really? What / Who did it look like?

If it was an old corpse it could be one of my jokes since they died out with the dinosaurs smiley - smiley


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Post 119

Universal Granny

smiley - laughsmiley - laugh

smiley - runsmiley - run


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Post 120

Universal Granny

Helloooo........... Is there anybody there................?

More importantly, has anyone seen Clare in the last four weeks? I thought we'd extricated her from the depths..............?

Helloooooooooooooooo..............................

Oh smiley - weird this is a bit smiley - ghostsmiley - ghost

Not a sound - not even an echo (echo.... echo.... echo.....)

WHERE IS EVERYBODY!! (...........BODY...........body..........body......)

Oh, well, at least the echo's back.

Think I'll go to the kitchen and make myself a smiley - coffee and eat smiley - donutsmiley - donutsmiley - donut until someone turns up. (Please turn up quick, I am fat enough already!)

smiley - runsmiley - run

UG


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