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Sewers

Post 1

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

for those who's mind is on a loer level than the gutter.smiley - laugh

Let it rip.

Incog Chairthingy.


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Post 2

Dolt

Coo, it's nice and warm down here... and pleasingly moist too...

smiley - bigeyes


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Post 3

U173821




Sorry, just letting rip smiley - winkeye

Oh look, a 'wee jobby' as the big yin would say !


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Post 4

Tefkat

Pongs a bit though. I'll just go and fetch some incense. smiley - zoom


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Post 5

U173821

errrrr, I *really* wouldn't try lighting anything down here. Could be very messy!


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Post 6

Tefkat

Well if I'd known he was going to simulparp...
Honestly! Men.


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Post 7

U173821

I know, we can;t help being the superior sex


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Post 8

Tefkat


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Post 9

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 10

McKay The Disorganised

Other clubs have saunas, and swimming pools, and massage chambers - we have a sewer..

Ah well, I know my place.


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Post 11

U173821

I wonder if my crocodile is down here? I lost it a while ago and haven't seen it since.
I only wondered as there's a rat over there practicing kung fu!


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Post 12

Tefkat

Don't tell me - your croc was called Picasso!


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Post 13

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Well give me time and we will have other facilities.


Incog.smiley - winkeye


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Post 14

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2



Flatulence is so diffult to disguise and is an unpleasant side affect of my present stomach upset.smiley - sadface

Incog.


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Post 15

McKay The Disorganised

So -


Shovel - check
Broom - check
Wellies - check
Gas Mask - check

Why the hell are all the tools covered in plaid ? smiley - huh

Now where was I ? Oh yes ! Semtex. This should clear away any blockages.

Now where's the battery go ?


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Post 16

Tefkat


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Post 17

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

I've come to help collect the smiley - schooloffish........errrrr.....am I too late?

smiley - yikesIs there supposed to be a hole there?And I don't remember the sewers going down to a lower level.

I wonder if the builder will do me a special rate to just patch it all up so the council don't notice?smiley - erm

Incog tiptoes away.

smiley - whistlesmiley - whistlesmiley - whistle


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Post 18

U173821

There's a level lower than the Sewers? (And i don;t mean my mind!)

Hmm, whatever could it be? A fabled lost city? Merlins cchamber of imprisonment? King Arthurs Tomb? The under sewers? Hmm, anyone up for a touch of Indiana Jonesing? Or Lara Crofting for the females?


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Post 19

McKay The Disorganised

Ohh Goody. A quest. - grabs claymore.


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Post 20

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Hmmmm! I see possibilities to make some cash here.

How much shall we charge for the entrance fee? £10 single,£20 for a family ticket?smiley - ok

Incog.smiley - tea


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