A Conversation for Singularly Hidden Avoidant Denizens Of the Web or S.H.A.D.O.W.

Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 1

IctoanAWEWawi

This is the HQ for the S.H.A.D.O.W. secret cabal. Entry by invite and password only. Current topic of discussion, world domination without anyone noticing us smiley - smiley

Rules:-

1) Blokes in dinner jackets, especially white ones, will be shot on sight. Do not be tempted to explain our plans to them first.
2) The secret trap door switch is to remain located above head height so no one accidently sits on it and kills us all.
3) Can someone PLEASE get rid of the 'Secret hideout sign' above the door.

any other suggestions?


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 2

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Look here ! I'm not,I repeat not wearing an eyepatch and I'm not having a white cat.smiley - tongueout



Incog.


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 3

Dolt

Nah, an eyepatch'd be far too distinctive.

Rule 4) None of that uncomfortable looking stainless steel furniture wannabe megalomaniacs seem to favour. Big, comfy sofas should be the order of the day here!

*sinks into big plush sofa with huge mug of smiley - tea and crossword*
Aah! smiley - zen

By the way, who's going to feed the smiley - schooloffish? No, I'm not volunteering...


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 4

IctoanAWEWawi

Well I thought maybe we could reserve feeding the smiley - schooloffish to those who offensivly ignore us, we could tempt them in here and then press the trap release button. smiley - smiley


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 5

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

Err Ictoan? Did you say there were smiley - schooloffish in here? well I can only see one big fat smiley - shark.What's going on?


Incog.


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 6

Dolt

Ooh, I know about that! It's called Ostwald Ripening, it's where big fishies grow by consuming the little fishies, so eventually there's only one huge big fishie and lots of bits...

Oh, hang on. smiley - erm Ostwald Ripening only applies to solid precipitates in precipitation-strengthened alloys smiley - geek... but I'm sure the principle's the same.

I've been working to hard smiley - yikes Where's me crossword gone?

Hey! Who fed my crossword to the smiley - shark?


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 7

IctoanAWEWawi

OK, oswalds dubry might explain a lot of little smiley - fish becoming one big smiley - fish but it doesn't explain how a smiley - schooloffish of piranhas has turned into one big shark?

Maybe it's a mutant alien being that can look like different fish as it wishes?

5) Can we please get the contractors in here to shore up the roof ASAP as I am fed up with hideouts that collapse at the sound of the merest gnats fart. Can't we get some decent quality workforces in here?



Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 8

Patch - member of S.H.A.D.O.W.

Nah, if you buy the whole set of smiley - schooloffish they all clip together to make a smiley - shark.


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 9

IctoanAWEWawi

Ah, is this sort of 'collect the whole set over 10 weeks' promotion by the Amazonian Tourist Board?


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 10

Patch - member of S.H.A.D.O.W.

smiley - biggrin


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 11

McKay The Disorganised

I keep banging my head on the secret hideout sign, couldn't we hang a light over it? smiley - eureka


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 12

IctoanAWEWawi

What? Then they'dknow we were here! I like to think that we are cut above the evil villains from the comic books! in fact, I think we should remove the sign altogether and replace it with something innocent looking.

Hmmmm, how about 'The Sunshine Home for Dispossesed Cacti' ?


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 13

McKay The Disorganised

Excellent ! - do you think I should take these dark glasses off as well ?

smiley - tit


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 14

IctoanAWEWawi

Who you calling a smiley - tit eh?

Oh keep the dark glasses, it gives hours of amusement re-arranging the furniture, leaving the smiley - schooloffish trapdoor open and such like for when you come in smiley - smiley


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 15

McKay The Disorganised

Ouch - who put that elephants foot there ? smiley - tit

So, *menacingly cleaning nails with soup ladle* which super-hero will be he first to suffer the consequences of our amalgamation.

What about the fake German accent - is that still ok ?


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 16

Dolt

Hellooo! Anyone here yet? Can't see anyone, but that's the whole point, isn't it?

I thought I'd get dressed up for the occasion, so I've borrowed this dinner jacket off a mate...


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 17

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

I don't think we will hold the Crimbo party in here.Too much chance of losing our members to the trapdoor as the frivolity gets going.smiley - winkeye

Incog.


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 18

Dolt

Fair dinkum, boss! Could be the basis of some amusing drinking games, though..


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 19

IctoanAWEWawi

Ok, who's for aple bobbing in the smiley - schooloffish tank then?


Inner Sanctum and Piranha tank.

Post 20

Still Incognitas, Still Chairthingy, Still lurking, Still invisible, unnoticeable, missable, unseen, just haunting h2g2

You first!smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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