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The Untimely though not quite Unexpected death of Slinger

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He died as he lived his life...quite clumsily and leaving behind a substantial amount of debt, mostly incurred through gambling, though some of it also went to ex wives. And doctor bills. And a comic book shop that was nearby to his house.

He has left behind 4 ex wives, who all appear to be smiling at the moment, and 23 children, though some of those kids have never even met the exwives and are no doubt very thankful for it.

Come join of us in the celebration of his life...and death... at the Merrytop Casino. Where all atendees will put a five spot on black in one last ditch effort to break that no good house.

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