Gheorgheniplex: Siren Sabotage
Created | Updated Nov 7, 2010
If the Scottish Separatists had an underwater branch, you see, it might be manned by mermaids and mermen. Who would, of course, favour a tartan pattern...
Well, anyway, that was the idea, along with the "Skye Boat Song". I hope nobody's offended. Accidents can happen to anyone, even with an expensive nuclear submarine.
We just hope they don't happen too often.