A Conversation for The Carnelian Knight, Keeper of the Swords of Power.
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Application to Borrow a Sword
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Started conversation Jun 5, 2002
Yes, you too can briefly possess one of these magnificent 
blades 
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Roseanne Barr ...... longing for Apollo U169011 Posted Sep 2, 2002
Nice page, red!!! 
You've put a lot of work into this.
Of course, I don't suppose they're any good for carving BBQ beef or popping the top on a stubborn bottle of beer. 
from vulpix, and ist shakes his fist at you
(His sister has implimented the infamous shoe lace trick )
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 4, 2002
Nope - you can't use these sword for popping bottles of beer - they have an unfortunate habit of stealing your soul or some other inexplicable outcome.
So any news on the talcum powder bomb ?
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Sep 28, 2002
Talc powder bomb a bust. Pi**y relatives wouldn't even let me get it off on the ground floor. 
Um, what if you don't have a soul? I've had it hinted at me...
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Sep 28, 2002
Hmmmmm - depends on the sword of course. Mourneblade and Stormbringer might have a hard time working that out but being sentient they'd figure it out soon enough. Doomgiver would use your lack of a soul to it's advantage
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Mystrunner Posted Oct 15, 2002
*Saunters in*
Are you interested in donations?
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 16, 2002
Only if you've cleaned em up and they're not coveered in gore or body parts
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Mystrunner Posted Oct 16, 2002
Ok, that's good.
I'll look around for some...
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Oct 19, 2002
*rubs hands gleefully in anticipation*
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 4, 2003
*carries on rubbing hands but is running out of glee*
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 4, 2003
*After some while, Mystrunner returns, with apparently a hilt without a blade. He tosses it onto a table, which is promptly falls in halfs. The bladeless sword sinks into the ground a bit, a thin line appearing in the stone floor where the blade would be.*
Well, I don't know if you've read much Pratchett, but this...
*Motions to the sword*
Is the Sword of Death. Like, the anthromorphic personification of Death. Very thin blade, sparkles blue in just the right light. Can cut the soul from the body...
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Mystrunner Posted Feb 4, 2003
*Mystrunner places it carefully on the floor.*
Never touch the blade. That's a bad thing to do.
Well, it's yours!
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 4, 2003
Ooooo 
*dashes off to put it in the collection*
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The Knights of h2g2 Posted Feb 6, 2003
I added your page into the armoury!
A726743
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Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Feb 26, 2003
*writes an entry into the ledger*
"this day of 26th February did draweth Doomgiver from the armoury for mine own use. Remindeth Rambling to return Tyrfing at earliest opportunity and tryeth to findeth person whom did nick Shieldbreaker from underneath thine very nose !"
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ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. Posted Feb 27, 2003
Returns Tyrfing.It wasn't much good against the bad guys, but it played hell with those henchmen.
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Application to Borrow a Sword
- 1: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 5, 2002)
- 2: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Jun 5, 2002)
- 3: Roseanne Barr ...... longing for Apollo U169011 (Sep 2, 2002)
- 4: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 4, 2002)
- 5: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Sep 28, 2002)
- 6: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Sep 28, 2002)
- 7: Mystrunner (Oct 15, 2002)
- 8: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 16, 2002)
- 9: Mystrunner (Oct 16, 2002)
- 10: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Oct 19, 2002)
- 11: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 4, 2003)
- 12: Mystrunner (Feb 4, 2003)
- 13: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 4, 2003)
- 14: Mystrunner (Feb 4, 2003)
- 15: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 4, 2003)
- 16: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 4, 2003)
- 17: The Knights of h2g2 (Feb 6, 2003)
- 18: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 7, 2003)
- 19: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Feb 26, 2003)
- 20: ex-Rambling. Thingite. Dog. Pythonist. Deceased. (Feb 27, 2003)
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