h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

and you're suprised because?...........

That's a very cruel thing to drop into a forum.

You know, I'm not sure whether to feel violated or just relish what's probably going to be the unique occasion of several people simultaneously fantasising about me naked.

(It's probably for the best I don't quite understand FABT's post-before-last...)

sorry awix

that was a response to greebo's asking if there was something dangly round here for her to play with

No, not that bit, the 'resting on a...' - oh, never mind.

Don't worry about it, honest. There's only one thing worse than being talked about, after all...

ahhhhh, well, i suppose you clould take that several ways......but it was actually quite innocent, i was tying to avoid saying 'stuck in the gap between two rolls of blubber' because i didnt think you'd like that very much

*gobsmacked*




Years of therapy wiped away in seconds...

am i good or am i good!

*Tries to resist saying "You're very very bad. Fails"

You could get a job as an anti- therapist.

That's one h*ll of a good idea! You could clean up in California doing that!

(wish I'd thought of it... never mind)

You could clean /up/ California doing that. I expect you could charge $200 an hour to repeatedly shock people and shout "Pull yourself together you big sissy" at them.

Even better - I bet they'd pay you not to shout that at them! you could clean up just doing nothing!

that sounds like my kind of job!

and here i've been slaving away for a pitance!

FABT

You could glare at them, daring them to speak. That would be almost as good.