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Post 1

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Please can I join the P.U.D.D.I.N.G club.

smiley - smiley

ja


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Post 2

Researcher 198131

Smiley! ARGHHHH! smiley - run

smiley - elf


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Post 3

Ormondroyd

smiley - yikes I can only agree with Táralómë. You might well be PUDDING material, Jedi Apprentice - that bit about hittimg men with smiley - handbags sounds quite promisingly grumpy - but I must ask you to apply again with a more suitable Smiley. smiley - cross

smiley - tomatosmiley - smiley


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Post 4

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I feel smiley - flustered, smiley - bluesmiley - grr about GuideML.smiley - grr Please can I join to share my frustration smiley - flustered?smiley - grr

JA


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Post 5

Ormondroyd

That's much more like it. smiley - sadfacesmiley - ok

Welcome to PUDDING, JA! smiley - grr


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Post 6

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

smiley - oksmiley - flustered Ormondroyd smiley - illsmiley - blue

JA


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Post 7

MaW

Why am I not a member yet? This is outrageous!


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Post 8

Ormondroyd

Well, probably you weren't a member because you'd never asked to join before!

But better late than never. Welcome to PUDDING, MaW! smiley - sadfacesmiley - hug


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Post 9

MaW

Wheee! smiley - boing

I may be happy now, but I was justifiably grumpy earlier, as our cable modem crashed, leaving me alone in the house with no electronic friends to talk to.


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Post 10

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

*banging in the door*
Please let me in....smiley - bluesmiley - sadfacesmiley - grrsmiley - erm
I am unable to *talk* about itsmiley - wah
That's the problem toosmiley - wah
smiley - disco
fluffy


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Post 11

Lear (the Unready)

I have to admit that I would be less than usually disgruntled - nay, I would be positively honoured - if I could also become a member of your illustrious group. If for no other reason than that the 'Heroes of PUDDING' list includes Samuel Beckett and Leonard Cohen, two of my all-time favourite people.

BTW - I'm surprised no one's mentioned Bob Dylan as a 'Heroes' candidate. More than a great songwriter, he also pushed back the frontiers of obnoxiousness that it was possible to get away with in interviews with poorly-briefed journalists. For this, as much as for his music, he has my greatest respect.

And if we're allowed fictional characters, there's always that old alcoholic smiley - stiffdrink and part-time sea dog Captain Haddock, perfect foil to the incurable do-gooder smiley - angelsmiley - grr Tintin in Herge's famous cartoon books.

Yours, with fraternal grumpiness,

Lear


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Post 12

Ormondroyd

Welcome to PUDDING, Abbi and Lear. smiley - sadfacesmiley - hug

Abbi: I like your page, and I hope you'll enjoy visiting PUDDING when you're at your least fluffy.

Lear: what a superbly PUDDING name! (I trust that the reference is to Shakespeare rather than jets?) I liked your 'Heroes' suggestions, and they've both been added. I found a truly great Captain Haddock site to link to!

As you're both music fans, would either of you care to contribute a verse to The PUDDING Anthem? The song so far can be found at A1005193. smiley - musicalnotesmiley - sadface


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Post 13

Lear (the Unready)

That Captain Haddock site is a gem! I shall keep it on my favourites list, for those smiley - grr times when 'Anamorphic aardvark!' or 'Fancy-dress fascist!' says so much more than a simple 'f---' or 's---' word.

You're right, Ormondroyd, 'Lear' is quite resonant for this page. Actually, I had Edward Lear in mind more than Shakespeare, but never mind. I don't recognise the jets reference by the way - what's that about?

Lear


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Post 14

Ormondroyd

smiley - doh I forgot about Edward Lear!

Lear jets are a type of small aircraft. See here for illustrations: http://acam.ednet.ns.ca/seen2000/ler.htm .


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Post 15

raindog

I will not beg to join in a mock chirpy way-you need me.I am so psychotically sick of sick-o-fancy, so brassed off with smiley happy colour supplement I am wearing my sleeves too long must mean I'm cute gelled waxed perfected lifestyle Happy Shopper do you want to 'go large' with that? we love each other Boy Band teenagers screaming one indecipherable christian name modern life is rubbish no! flat leaf parsley balsamic vinegar and some Norah Jones playing dinner party est est est draw on the tablecloth!! woooh matching fleeces garden centre / mall days out mould him mould her shorten big brother to BB how to wear clothes whats in whats out-manolo Blahnik? dahling die die die Neals corner organic shagpad brussel sprouts,the new black... purple dear......I am eeyore smokin'rock-let me in! even the exclamation mark has been robbed by these people, drugged and sold into Readers digest slavery as a nice way to make that satirical or 'ooh just common sense really, now you ask' point- so many times more pointless-they are stealing beauty and now grammar-we need to fight back now.


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Post 16

raindog

and you missed out Carol Smilie-the first onamatapoerson

Oh mother, I can feel the soil falling over my head,
See the sea wants to take me, the knife wants to cut me, and Lawrence LLewlyn Bowen wants to cover me in MDF.
Handy Andy -eh?
Diamond Geezer.


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Post 17

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

I'll take a look and see.

"Fluffy" was in protest of the banning of *IT* I cannot hardly talk about anything cause so much pertains to *IT*smiley - blue
Fluffy was self-plunged into for me is a socially disobediant behavior within my real world *cross*. I am not good at being *fluffy* I do not wanna try . It was horriblesmiley - wah You cannot not make me!

The worst song in the world is "don't worry, be happy" Ggrrrrr
smiley - disco


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Post 18

raindog

you're landlord says your rent is late,
He may have to litigate,
You may have to sink into prostitution and degradation to pay it,
Don't worry Be Happy....2,3,4,...

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to puke up while I gloat
Don't worry, be happy
In every life we have some trouble
But if you're cool and you have some stubble
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now

Don't worry, be happy Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy Don't worry, be happy

Ain't got no place to lay your head
then you'll freeze and you'll be dead
Don't worry, be happy
The landlord say your rent is late
He'll pimp you out until it's paid
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy

Don't worry, be happy, Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy, Don't worry, be happy


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Post 19

abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein

smiley - laugh Pretty darn bad/goodsmiley - sadface
teehee
smiley - disco


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