A Conversation for The MOTMV Mansion

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Post 21

Thorn

"Oh. So it has become or this would seem. smiley - erm, you might want a little bit of some sort of an anti-shock treatment..."

Hrrm...

"... not sure if it would be found in a basic first aide kit in this place."

*frets a bit*


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Post 22

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*yawns wondering out of the bedroom towards the bathroom*

*pauses looking around*

Dang! I'd forgotten about this

*dashes back into bedroom*

*emerges wearing a towelling robe and coughing to cover his embarassment*

Err, did someone mention coffee?

*makes a note to send a severe note to builders about not dealing with strange thing in middle of his mansion yet*


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Post 23

Vauxhaul Astra

*Giggle*

Here, I think there may bee some coffee here...


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Post 24

Thorn

"Er, yes boss. I think you may need more than builders to get rid of a small-pocket reality space. It's a pocket that's about the size of one room. On the bright side though, here is a coffeemaker, you can pour the coffeepot upside down if you push the button on the center of it and have the coffee pour into a cup rightside up."

*Nods*


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Post 25

Vauxhaul Astra

Exactly.
ANd now why Is there a large gren monkey in the coffee maker?


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Post 26

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

AH, tell you what. Vaux meet monkey, monkey meet Vaux. Right, now you too have become firm friends Vaux would care to escort the monkey FROM the coffee machine and away to somewhere that isnt this room? *edges over to non-monkey side of coffee machine*


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Post 27

Vauxhaul Astra

Ok.

G'bye Mr Monkey.

*Tosses it out the door*

Oook!!!!


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Post 28

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

That wasn't escorting! No tip for you coffee lady! smiley - cross


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Post 29

Vauxhaul Astra

Dowg gonnit.

YOu stoopid monkey!
You lost me my only income!


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Post 30

Thorn

*Thorn realizes he is still wearing one of Jack's spare pressed-ironed bathrobes* }Fancy{

Oops.

"Here, lemme offer you a chair. Er,- it is balanced at a strange perspective though. Might wanna lean back and touch it so that you can,- well... it's there,- well,- sitting. On the wall. Yes. The walls and ceilings take turns sometimes in here with the floor. If it gets a little too disorienting there is always just this set of switches over here."

*Wonders where he had placed that*

"Or perhaps, aha! Over here. Yes. Those are set to be stationary. You've got unreality, surreality and nonreality toggles. Fairly simple and straightforward. In fact,- they were colorcoded."

*Bows a bit.*

<- Now, is it just me, or is my character/me proud of that kind of?
Hmm. smiley - smileysmiley - winkeye
smiley - laugh


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Post 31

Thorn

It's actually quite a special chair. In fact, If you push one of the buttons on the side of it... well, yes... pops out a footrest and adds a drinkholder. It also... has this small and long-thin litle robotic arm hand you a copy of a newspaper... or some magazine. Haven't set one yet though. sort of like a spot to have breakfast away from um,- having breakfast. And... it can polish your shoes for you too while you are at it.


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Post 32

Vauxhaul Astra

Yay for the allmighty chair of comfort!


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Post 33

Thorn

"Yes VA, you get what I meant. Yeah, might wanna be careful trying to modify stuff that comes from an overlapping half-dimension next time. Sorry about the getting zapped part. Here, I've got a book for you that canhelp explain how to do stuff to things from there, when they are over here, without it doing things like that to you while you are trying to. I put it somewhere... er, yes- over here."

*Thorn fetches it from a bookshelf that has decided it wants to be sticking out from the opposite wall to the left of a television set instead of on the floor where it would perhaps make more sense for furniture to be.*

"I guess you could consider it to be my dimension's gift to this one sort of, in a way. It's an extra-nifty comfy chair for our leader, you know? In fact, there's a remote control for its extras. There's also a radio and a computer screen. See that flat panel. You push a button on the remote and it pops up on a bit of a swivel in front of the person sitting and at a bit of an angle so they can still see what's going on in front of them and around it. Making the keyboard (it folds out from one of the armrests) foodproofed was no easy matter."

*Thorn gets out some more furniture from a small closet that sort of materializes from a trapdoor on the floor after he lifts it open.*

"Here, VA, Jack, why don't you sit down, we can have breakfast if you want or would like."

... *thinks about it for a bit*
"Is there anything in particular that either one of you would like to have to eat?"

smiley - magic


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Post 34

Vauxhaul Astra

Oh, thanks.
*Sits down/left*

Um, got any chocolate apples?


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Post 35

Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major]

*carefully escapes during long posts to the living room slash kitchen*


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Post 36

Thorn

Yesh. But it would seem that Leader has left. I didn't get to hear how he'd like to have his eggs done yet.
smiley - cross

smiley - friedegg *on head*

It fries on my head?

There once was a comic about a little smiley - devil named Hotstuff that was by the same people who did Casper.
*Shrug*
I remember it from when I was very little, but not too well.
I wish my mom hadn't made me throw out all my old comics.
smiley - wah.

Oh well.

What would happen though is if he got angry or too annoyed, sometimes for comic effect they would have a chicken lay an egg on his head & then it would fry.

Hmm, nostalgia wave, deja vu.
smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - steam


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Post 37

Vauxhaul Astra

She made you throw out all your comics?!

I heard that when my aunt went to University Granny took all the posters off the walls and burnt them.


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Post 38

Thorn

Yeah. It took almost an entire large section of the humongous dumpster.
smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

"Wanted to 'make space'" again.
smiley - rolleyes Maybe when everything 'in the house' is thrown away...
nope, probably still be a bit crowded. smiley - yikes
._.;


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Post 39

Vauxhaul Astra

Well, good luck with that.

My Father is forever complaing about all the time I spend on 'That Record Player' as he calls it.


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Post 40

Thorn

Hmm.

Well, now I sort of try to make my own comicbooks sometimes. It wasn't to be mean though. It was to help make space. I agreed. Figured sure, yeah, they weren't in any sort of collector/resellable condition, most of them, so...

*shrugs a bit*

Eh...

Hmm. Thanks though.
Heh. *Half-grins a bit*


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