D.A. Detective Agency, open for business.

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Got a burning question that you need answered? Got a problem that you can't solve?Montage of folk asking philosophical questions.

If so, then you've come to the right place.

D.A.Detective Agency

Welcome to the D.A.Detective Agency

An answering machine

Here you will find a sympathetic ear, plenty of hot smiley - , and people eager to help.smiley -

All cases will be considered, Especially those of a supernatural variety.

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We pledge that we will find a suitable solution to All cases.

If you wish to speak to me personally, then take a seat.smiley -

Eyebrows and eyes

If you can't wait, then why not speak to Deputy Peanut,, whose abilities are more than exceptional.

Unicorns and a fairy tale

Alternately, if you wish to join the ranks, why not leave your application here? We'll get back to you.

Bone sculptures

For a smiley - and some spooky conversation, why not drop by Dead Man's Inn smiley - . For a not-so-restful place to stay, sign up for a room at The Haunted Castle.

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Comes with Armani Trench Coat, really big spy glass and a Deputy's Badge.We are not responsible for any possessions, Fatalities or additional taxation that may occur during the course of an investigation. A equal opportunity employer. Have a nice day.smiley -

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