h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would quite like to do something a little different for halloween here, any suggestions?

I always wanted to go a a hairy ball sack.

How gross. I guess that`s the reaction you`d be hoping for though.

You got it. Although I have not been invited to a costume party where it would be appropriate.

Maybe you should hold one and make that the theme.

or maybe not!...i do ann summers parties where you could come along as a model..then we all have a giggle

Who's Ann Summers?

It`s a womens underwear company. They make sex toys and stuff too. Their reps host parties in order to sell the gear. They usually turn out to be quite rowdy affairs. You know what us girls can be like when we get together

Guys just go to the sex shops when they want pornographic stuff. I don't think we ever thought of throwing a party for it.

Now you see why women are the superior species

Nope, still don't.
We can go at any time, you have to plan it out.

It hardly takes a lot of planning. It`s just more fun that way. Mind you, the stuff they sell at these parties is overpriced and shoddy.

Its not ALL over priced and shoddy...just some of it!..lol I love my to pieces!...

Would that be a battery operated rabbit?? And i don`t mean the duracell bunny

What happens if you put the batteries of the bunny in upside down? Do you keep coming and coming and coming?

Not to stear theis conversation back on the right track...

But you could go as a Snail.
Just carry a girlfriend of yours around on your back (piggyback style) and introduce her as "Michelle"

Hmmmmmm like we havent heard THAT one before!!.. n yes DA i do mean thee battery operated kind of rabbit...lol
But seriously what about Halloween? ..ive not been able in get in here for AGES cos of a fault n noe its almost here! (thursday)

*a camel (with rider) comes plummeting out of the sky to land on the roof of the dead man's inn. Lurchhoffa, the camel wrangler, and Clyde, the camel being wrangled, slide off of the roof, to land in the bushes outside. Staggering, the duo make it into the bar, where Lurchhoffa helps himself and Clyde to a generous helping of much-needed .* "Anybody seen XXX R lately? She's playing golf again, with an angry werewolf chasing her."

*a golf ball comes plummeting from the sky, in through the window to land next to the bar.
Moments later, a with a werewolf-rib golf club comes flying in, dragging a snarling werewolf. She spots the golf ball *

*As lands, the werewolf falls in a heap next to the bar. Gasping, he accepts a glass of and downs it. lines up her shot, but the werewolf, refreshed, snarls "Give me back my rib!!" and lunges...*