A Conversation for Dead Man's Inn

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Post 1

Serephina

you have asked the landlady for a room for the night.she gives you a strange look before beckoning one of the serving girls .the girl looks nervous as something is whispered to her.the girl gestures to you to follow.at the back of the pub there is a door leading to a long narrow staircase..up the stairs you turn into a hallway lit by oil lamps on the wood panelled walls.it feels chilly up here.you tell yourself its just because you are no longer near the fire,but you are not happy with the explanation.there are doors which you are walking past.the girl stops at one,mumbles that this will be your room and hurries off back down the hall before you have chance to bid her goodnight.you take a deep breath and push open your door.


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Post 2

Serephina

..storms in nearest room ,locks n baricades door...

..Gets out pins...

Take that bill doll!...smiley - wah


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Post 3

Colonel Codpiece

Grabs doll and runs....Ghia! Do the business!!!

No wonder the serving girl looked nervous! Sending her upstairs with the guests, oo-er!smiley - run


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Post 4

Serephina

err...you can walk through locked n barricaded doors now can you shitebag?

Run? how fast you think you can go with 1 leg? smiley - laugh


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Post 5

Colonel Codpiece

The walls are crumbling in this old place...well, the dynamite may have helped.smiley - biggrin Call my lawyer...

smiley - run on all threes...


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Post 6

ghia return of >>

ur 2 late tobey is now a 1 inch wonder!


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Post 7

Serephina

smiley - wah

n i gave you refuge you evil minxs!

Keep it up n itll be back to the enterprise with Richard whitely for you two!

smiley - wah


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Post 8

ghia return of >>

ill use my sabre on you...


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Post 9

Colonel Codpiece

What's this water-bed filled with?

smiley - ill

Talk about economising...


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Post 10

Reality Manipulator

Please can I stay for a month JustMe.smiley - smiley

JA


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Post 11

Serephina

Shouldnt think anyone would want to!..what with the ghosts,lack of electricity etc!smiley - erm


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Post 12

Reality Manipulator

I am really desperate for a break Sandra!smiley - laugh I could talk to the ghosts and tell them ghost stories.smiley - laugh


No I think I will just go for the weekend.smiley - smiley Even without the electricity just for the experience.smiley - smiley

Any 4 poster beds?

JA


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Post 13

Colonel Codpiece

"crawls into four poster, cuddles up to a rat and drools all over the pillow"

See you next week...


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Post 14

Serephina

OI.. get out of that bed.. youre sposed to be working..


nah seriously you ok? ive had a prettyy good day today smiley - blushsmiley - whistle..


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Post 15

Colonel Codpiece

Yahhh, just tired. Work long, sleep little, grand lethargy.smiley - yawn

Back couple hours. How good? What do?


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Post 16

Serephina

stop dribbling! smiley - yuk


just good..cant really say here , but i think my smiley - magic worked smiley - biggrin


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Post 17

Colonel Codpiece

smiley - whistle

What's up Doc?


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Post 18

Serephina

SLAP! smiley - blush


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Post 19

Colonel Codpiece

What was that for?! You got something against the medical profession?smiley - injured


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Post 20

Serephina

you know full well missy!

now ,put me out of my misery..whos a eunach?? ..lol


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