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To A Vogongrale


O squidly bird so proud and free

Floating on atmospheres high above me

Far beyond the Nambam trees

Singing in full-frotted ease

Would I could just as easily please

(If it wasn't for my knees).

smiley - ok

Oh for a squeaker from the warm south

To fresh my gorgling mouth !

smiley - ok

Oh Vogongrale, thrice magic, silly bird

Half monkey, Vogon, thrice absurd

You sing all night in a cold, cold gale

Most highly shrill to thrill the whales

And ants that run the planet for us

And do so enjoy your squeedling chorus.

smiley - ok

With the flying cows of Vogon Three

Who splatter the surface most scrabjously,

I sing, I sing for thee.

smiley - ok

So here's my peon to thy praise

Let never be there gone the days

When to hear you makes my slod eyes glaze

When to chase you through the grobes and mangs

And frobes and glangs and trobes and thrangs

Would be a wondrous thrill for me

(If it wasn't for my knees).

smiley - ok


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