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This is my old home page. My new home page can be found here.

Yes, I am a female, and yes a high school student. Oh, and my nickname is ioreth - that's an 'i' - not loreth (an 'L'). So now you know.

I am a taking a hiatus, as time is rather dear right now, between work, school, and trying to get into university. But I will return, have no fear.

This is ME.

Ioreth is a character in The Return of the King, by JRR Tolkien. I am not.

I am a high school student outside Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA - as well as many other things.

Over the course of this page I will attempt to present myself and other irrelevant information to you, though attempting not to follow exactly the common method. This may also be my goal in life. But before we get to all that -

the argument corner

Pull up a chair, have some orange juice (pulp free) and Oreos. (That's what I always have during heated discussions.) I'll argue with you about anything (unless you're Ormondroyd or John-the-Gardener, in which case I'll agree with you about anything.) Politics and religion are my specialties, but I'll tackle whatever you like. In the friendliest sense, let's disagree!

Random facts. (you know you want them)

  • IO is the fifth moon out from Jupiter. It has at least ten highly violent volcanoes and more volcanic activity than Earth, and recieves a lot of sulfuric snow.

  • 255 of the world's people have 50% of its wealth. Capitalism kills.

  • A baseball has 108 stitches.

  • Globalization of the economy is at the point where every six hours a new McDonalds franchise opens somewhere in the world. Be very, very scared.

  • The Harry Potter series has been translated into both Hebrew and Bosnian.

Random Links.

Malkovich Malkovich? *

Live from a lobster cage in Maine. *

Bubble Wrap! *

Sell virtual lemonade - a rewarding task. *

Say it in Esperanto, or Malaysian, or Icelandic... *

Troglodyte kidneys measure your eyes in sardonic spasms not unlike the movements of an albatross buried in creosote.

Monkeys with typewriters. *

Bert is evil. *

Eat a donut. Think "your momma" jokes aren't cool anymore? In fact they're back - it's retro, people.

America's Finest News Source. *

Momentary departure from randomness for the sake of saving the world...

*Feed the hungry.


*Amnesty International.

*The Independent Media Center.

*and Michael Moore, who makes it funny.

Great things of which I am a small part.

Angelic dispostion? Perhaps not. But I am an H2G2 angel and the Patron saint of happy accidents.

Viva Zaphoda! Join the anti-moderation crusade - be a Zapohdista like me.

Like intelligent conversation? It's a specialty of my fellow salonistas over at Lil's Atelier.

Ever wonder who it is that hacks your entries to bits? Sub-editors like me. :-) Check us out.

Random names your mom called out last night.

Contact me... yes, you know you want to...

LEAVE ME A MESSAGE. Or, ICQ me: 35307360. AIM: iamtheANTIBOB. Or, drop me an email: [email protected]. I told you your mom jokes were still in style. Soo... tempting... must contact... Ioreth... immediately... Can't, resist...

See this page in Malkovich.

Now that you've seen all there is to see here, you can safely move on, realizing you have given this page valuable moments of your life that you will never regain.

That's all for now, folks!

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