A Conversation for The (does it have to be dirty?) Limerick

The (does it have to be dirty?) Limerick part II

Post 1

SE

Continue on....


Patty Laboule was born in Voulez Vous


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Post 2

PhilFogg

her husband yelled: Couchez avec nous!!,

(waves back; tries to remember how he got to this particular thread, gives up & decides that h2g2 tends to be a confusing place; also wonders if the mods speak French)


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Post 3

FG

when he bought her a croissant,


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Post 4

PhilFogg

she said: C'est pas bon,


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Post 5

SE

mais je préférerais deux!

(I hope they speak it indeed)

Okay...

Mark Finn was born into sin


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Post 6

PhilFogg

and spent his finer days in a bin,


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Post 7

Garius Lupus

He died one spring day


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Post 8

SE

in quite an olde fashioned way,


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Post 9

Garius Lupus

By getting uncommonly thin


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Post 10

FG

I once found a poodle in a boat,


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Post 11

SE

attatched to its neck I found this note:


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Post 12

Garius Lupus

To whom it may concern


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Post 13

FG

my owner will pay for my return,


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Post 14

Garius Lupus

if you deposit me in his moat


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Post 15

FG

Eating pretzels on a summer sunday,


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Post 16

SE

putting the car in third as I drive my Hyundai,


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Post 17

FG

the car's air conditoner is on the fritz,


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Post 18

SE

Do you how much CO2 this AC emits?


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Post 19

FG

*waits in hope that Phil or Garius can rhyme something witty with Hyundai or Sunday*


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Post 20

SE

*waits along, passes FG a bisquit*


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