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Post 14221

kif

the knight in question was not DELIGHTED he wanted his peg used for an entirely different purposesmiley - evilgrin


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Post 14222

~:*-Venus-*:~

I SUGGESTED screwing in a lightbulb, but he did'nt appear to impressed with that idea.....can't think why! smiley - evilgrin


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Post 14223

Triquack


Gadzooks!! that is shocking, what a TEDIOUS sex life he would have afterwards


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Post 14224

kif

that would be enough to SOUR any relationship<yuk.


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Post 14225

Triquack


And could lead to some OUTRAGEOUS accusations


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Post 14226

lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned

Only when OUTLANDISH stories are being passed about smiley - biggrin


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Post 14227

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

These SHIFTY knights are always making outlandish suggestions.


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Post 14228

Triquack


But they do live in a FANTASY land don't they ?.


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Post 14229

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

they do have STAYING power though......


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Post 14230

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Hello the ING ending again.
GRINS at the thought of the knights having staying power. With their rusty armour and creaking joints? Pah!


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Post 14231

Triquack


They would need it with the INDIGESTABLE food around here...smiley - cake


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Post 14232

Triquack

Oops


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Post 14233

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Stop BLEATING. These wonderful damsels are excellant at food. It's just your cast iron stomach cannot handle it. You're just not used to good food that's all.


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Post 14234

Triquack


My cast iron stomach is INGRAINED with the residue of Hog roast and Bull offal


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Post 14235

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Ah in that case you should try some DECENT food. The damsel here make excellant meals.


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Post 14236

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

they are a little NEUROTIC though......


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Post 14237

Triquack


Really? do they see EROTICA in all the foodstuff


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Post 14238

originalBillyBob

Only because the knights are INCAPABLE of any erotica themselves smiley - evilgrin


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Post 14239

Heleloo - Red Dragon Incarnate

they really should be more LIBERAL in their outlook


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Post 14240

Triquack


And see the REALITY of the situation?


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