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Post 1

spimcoot

Why Mr Wowbagger, are you flirting with me?


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Post 2

Wowbagger

smiley - loveblush*chuckles*
I would never be so forward sir.


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Post 3

spimcoot

But the art of flirting is in coming forwards while seeming to be going backwards. Or is it that the art of contortion...?


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Post 4

Wowbagger

*adopts Grouch Marx pose*
Well if I could contort in THAT way I'd hardly call it flirting. smiley - silly


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Post 5

spimcoot


Laugh? Why I nearly hit the ceiling... and the lampshade, bookcase, dog, etc.


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Post 6

Wowbagger

*Chico walks in*
Issa notta firting... issa fluting! Show'em Sparky

*Harpo runs in with a flute and tries to blow it from the wrong end. Surprisingly(?) he plays quite a good tune from that end.*


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Post 7

spimcoot

Groucho: That boy plays a mean tune but it's not as mean as me.

Chico: here-a you two, take-a dah puff on this peace pipe.
Groucho: Don't you think we've enough pieces of pipe around here?
spimcoot: If we keep up like this, we'll have a script written by the morning... hey, you already *have* a script written by the morning (what on earth's the time over there?).


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Post 8

FairlyStrange

You two need SERIOUS medical attention!!!!!LOL

NM


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Post 9

Wowbagger

Are you a smiley - doctor?

Actually that reminds me of a routine from 'The Goon Show'.

Neddy: Are you a policeman?
Cop: No. I'm a constable.
Neddy: What's the difference?
Cop: They're spelt differently.


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Post 10

spimcoot

Strange dreams I had last night, Wowbagger, strange dreams indeed: an infinite number of Marx brothers at the door wishing to discuss this script they'd written for Infinite Monkey Business.

The Goons is where I must bail out - before my time don't y' know (yes yes, but my time line is chron-illogical).


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Post 11

Wowbagger

*raises eyebrow*

The Goons were AFTER the Marx Bros - 'chron-illogical' indeed. You should listen to some of the Goons good sir - it would suit your demeanor methinks.


Now, then, voyager.

Post 12

spimcoot

Don't let's ask for the Goons, Jerry, we have the Marx.


Now, then, voyager.

Post 13

Wowbagger

Karl?


Now, then, voyager.

Post 14

spimcoot

No, Karlo, the communist brother with the comedy beard.


Now, then, voyager.

Post 15

Wowbagger

Oh yes of course.

I like his impressions best. smiley - cool


Now, then, voyager.

Post 16

spimcoot

I prefer Pogo, the punk brother.


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