h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"There's no way that you could have come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your Momma in the mouth."

Which film?

Sounds like something my father would have said ... and this particular actor looked just like him.

Which actor would that be then?

Oooh,ooooh, I *know* this one.... If I could just remember which movie and who said it....



Oh, this if frustrating - I can even *hear* it being said by the actor, but I can't figure out who or where....

The Great One.

Smokey & The Bandit.

A classic Jackie Gleason line.....

I that movie!

This same man *claims* he's not a Redneck.

Obviously he is, if he knows the movie *that* well!

*boxes up a pair of shiny new fhitkickers to send to ER*

There. Now all you need is a cowboy hat.

fhitkickerf, rather.

So I'm a redneck because I like comedy movies, is that it?

No, we were just teasing.

Sorry.

*hangs head in shame*

So what exactly are fhitkickerf and when do I get them?

Yes, of course you're a redneck - that wasn't *just* a comedy - it was Smokey and the Bandit, fer cryin' out loud - about as redneck of a movie as you can get ....

You probably still have a CB in your pick-up truck, and use all the CB sland when you're not on this "fancy-schmancy safisticated" website!

fhitkickerf are cowboy boots, ER. Since cowboys generally hang around on ranches and farms, and they tend to kick the "farm-by-products" around, the boots are colloquially referred to as fhitkickerf.

What size fitkickerf do you wear?

Oooooo, cowboy boots.

Size 10½ please.

Is that US size or AU size?



What's your favorite color fhitkickers?

(my guess is black)