The Real Life Mr Bunnsy
Created | Updated Dec 22, 2005
If, like me, you are a Pratchett fan then you may know of the book 'Mr Bunnsy has an adventure'. It is a fictional, by that I mean non-existant, childrens story book along the lines of Peter Rabit.
The Mr bunnsy stories are introduced to us in the form of small excerpts from them. I have decided that what children realy need is a more realistic kind of kids story. So with that in mind I have decided to write a series of short* stories staring Mr Bunnsy. The first of these, 'Mr Bunnsy goes on the dole', can be found below and more will follow. I was inspired to do this by 'The Evil Oné muse of origami. Invader of the kingdom of Balwyniti and Plymouth'
The Stories!!!
"Mr Bunnsy turned up at the social security office for the first time, he'd never signed on before and was extremely nervous. 'Hello there little rabbit.' said the hideous troll behind the counter, 'Are you here to sign on?' 'Y-y-yes' stammered Mr Bunnsy" - From Mr Bunnsy goes on the dole
"Mr Bunnsy sat behind the table and looked at his lawyer, 'What do you think?' he asked. 'We-ll,' replied his lawyer, 'you've got a female judge, an all female jury and female balifs...' Mr bunnsy looked over to Miss Floppsey, who winked at him sugestively." - From Mr Bunnsy Gets Slapped With a Sexual Harasement Suit
""I'm Sorry, Mr Bunnsy", said the nice MOT inspector, "I am going to have to fail your car, as it is in fact two different cars welded together down the middle. It's not just unroadworthy, it is a death-trap!"
"Oh, but I spent my life savings on it!" wailed poor Mr Bunnsy.
"I'll send some boys round to do the bloke who sold you it over for 50 quid" said the nice MOT inspector.
"OK" said Mr Bunnsy." - From Mr Bunnsy and The Cut And Shut Motor
""Bend over please, Mr Bunnsy" said the doctor, as he put on the rubber glove, "And try to relax".
"Ooooooh, awwwwwwwwww, owwwwwwwwww!" Said Mr Bunnsy." - From Mr Bunnsy Has His Prostate Examined
