Muzak
Created | Updated Apr 8, 2002
Muzak is a form of hellish torture which employers use to keep employees in line. Contrary to popular belief, Muzak is NOT for the pleasure of the customers. They hate it every bit as much as the employees do. The pleasure for customers comes from knowing that they are free to leave the store at any time they choose, and aren't stuck with submitting to such torture for a couple of dollars an hour.