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Wumbeevil Started conversation Jan 22, 2002
We demand civilised drinking hours and a list of pubs open at 6.50am.
We demand the photo-thingummy involve lots of pub toilets.
We demand that time spent planning our next photothingummy move in various pubs be subtracted from our final total.
We demand that time spent staggering in circles muttering, "Werrahellirrwinoo" be subtracted from our final total.
We demand that not getting a single photo and spending all day in a pub be classed as a gallant failure.
We demand that English sheep are easy.
We demand we are over 18 and mental age will not be used against us.
We demand the right to wear an identifying badger.
We demand we are U37312.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Jan 22, 2002
I hereby decree that for the forthcoming H2G2 meet, some, none, many or all of Wumbeevil's demands will almost definitely perhaps possibly be met ...
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Wumbeevil Posted Jan 23, 2002
Oh well in that case count me in, out, shake-it-all-about,
you do the vodka cokey and you drink a round,
then you p**s it out. Hey!
Oh vodka, vodka cokey.....
Tickets booked, barring disasters from mistakenly boarding a pensioners' tour bus, I'll be there...
Hold my pint and I'll meet you there
Someday!
Somehow!
Somewhere!
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jan 23, 2002
NO! No pub toilet pictures! At least not with 'me' in them... Maybe I should warn Amy+, as well...
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Wumbeevil Posted Jan 24, 2002
Oh yeah and for the drawing could we have you standing with your back to us and feet slightly apart?
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jan 24, 2002
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Wumbeevil Posted Jan 24, 2002
In 1986 the Supreme Court ruled that the witholding of mufflewhumps, whether by active or passive means, is a cruel or unusual punishment under Amendment VIII of the Bill of Rights.
to you
Now are you going to withdraw that threat, or do I open up Photoshop?
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jan 24, 2002
Mufflewhumps have only existed since Pod discovered them here, well *after* 1986...
And if you open up Photoshop, the threat will become reality... (Ask my niece Demetra--I stick by my guns--Aunt Amy's mean!)
(Anyone that doesn't actually know me--of course I'm just kidding, and Wumbe knows it...) (I'm not so sure he's kidding, though...)
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Wumbeevil Posted Jan 24, 2002
Aha! "Discovered" does not mean mufflewhumps didn't exist beforehand. Now if Pod had invented them, it would be a different matter.
The 1986 ruling by the Supreme Court was a magnificent piece of foresight on a slack Tuesday afternoon.
Now I really do have to go and open up Photoshop. Some people have got to go and make badges for this thing you know. Where am I going to get a photo of a butt and a weevil at this time of day?
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jan 24, 2002
Butt--I don't know.... Weevil--try National Geographic... I know they had an article on weevils a few years ago...
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- 1: Wumbeevil (Jan 22, 2002)
- 2: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Jan 22, 2002)
- 3: Wumbeevil (Jan 23, 2002)
- 4: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Jan 23, 2002)
- 5: Wumbeevil (Jan 24, 2002)
- 6: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Jan 24, 2002)
- 7: Wumbeevil (Jan 24, 2002)
- 8: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Jan 24, 2002)
- 9: Wumbeevil (Jan 24, 2002)
- 10: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Jan 24, 2002)
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