Hullabaloo's Vogon Poetry
Created | Updated Jul 11, 2003
Vogonistas no.3
The number three
Means actually
The Trinity
Of you and me.
A donkey walked into a tree
And quickly said Excuse me
I live in a treeless field myself
Like an elf.
The tree replied
I know your type
You barge around unknowing
Like a wild garden a-growing
And thrargle like a moss-bound wolf
Who'll never know the awful truth.
A talking tree!
Said the donkey,
I must be suffering from concussion.
Or maybe I'm turning Russian
With depression
Or the world's more strange, with a wider range
Than I foreseed.