A Conversation for The Hot Spot!

The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1881

Red (and a bit grey) Dog


*harrumphs*

Nothing wrong with good old fashioned leather in my opinion. I don't hold with these new-fangled flash-in-the-pan fashions, here one minute gorn the next.

*scowls*


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1882

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

I couldn't agree with you more my dear old chap. One moment it was there, the next it was gorn, up there on the shelf, lost in action ever since. Sad. Let's hear it for the classics!


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1883

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

Leather pants! Worse than a g-string i should imagine.


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1884

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

naw! smiley - winkeye


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1885

Lurcher


It aint funny any more. Now, why is that ? smiley - sadface


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1886

Red (and a bit grey) Dog

smiley - sadfacesmiley - cry


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1887

Inkwash

smiley - yikessmiley - sadface


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1888

Wrinkled Rocker

I say! smiley - bigeyes Wot's all this mentioning of unmentionables in the reading library? smiley - yikes Anything that's not flannel is downright deviant, dammit!
Perverse pantaloons? Wot next...?


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1889

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

I beg pardon dear old chap, for bein' somewhat out of line there, due to concern for the Queens Quiffy. It's still up there. An' I'm still down here. An' things are rotten generally, what with the empire gone to the dogs an' not a drop fit to drink in this place, until the next Glen Wobble delivery is due, which should be tomorrow latish, provided the fog holds.


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1890

Inkwash

Flannel and tweed. One needs a suit for travelling on the down train, what?


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1891

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

That's right, in case of an accident on the line you wouldn't want to be found in unsuitable unmentionables, would you?


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1892

Inkwash

Not be the Board of Investors, no.


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1893

Inkwash

Sorry:

Not *by* the Board of Investors.


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1894

Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme...

*almost running but remembering dear quentin just in time*

Is it here has it been unloaded and bottled up? Is there a man hoverin teatowl over one forearm waiting to serve? Is the thsun still over the yardarm is there still tea at four oclock in the old garden?


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1895

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

well, the delivery has been and gone for more, dear old thing. As for the person with the strategically draped tea towel, we're sort of inbetween domestics, it seems?


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1896

Wrinkled Rocker

Duzz that mean there's gen Wobble aglen? smiley - drunk
*returns heavy head to the care of the wingback chair to await an answer*


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1897

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

My dear fellow, enough Wobble to acquire a serious wobble, and then some. And I personally supervised the *er* delivery, so that dubious individual whatshisbloodyname in the the smelly corduroy who never does any proper trenching, and his gang of Wobble fakers, I won't name no names, won't slip their Mac Compost poison in again under the name of the ilustre brand.
Just look in the usual place, my dear chap, under my armchair, very convenient for when you're lyin' on the floor feelin' in need of fortification...


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1898

Wrinkled Rocker

*pricks up ears*
"...lying on the floor feeling in need of fornication"?smiley - yikes
I shay, things really are "in-you-face" here these daze, wot?
We used to sneak it a quick slap and tickle in between the furcoats in the hall cupboard. Now it's just lie down on the reading room carpet when yer feel like a little hide-the-sausage.smiley - bigeyes
I'll have to take some photographs and send them to The Times...no, they won't print them...maybe The Sun?


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1899

Delicia - The world's acutest kitten

Oh dear, oh dear, that's what Eton does for the young ones, makin' them think all the words endin' in -ion mean one and the same thing. smiley - biggrin


The Chaps Club (Clubhouse at A685983)

Post 1900

Wrinkled Rocker

'Twas the African sun wot did't! Hi wasn't in Hindjah, yerno!
P'haps it's the ol' m'laria the mozzkeytoes gave me there when the G+T supply ran low an' we had to drink that raisin whine muck...smiley - zzz


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