h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

"I was searching for the right set of tits last night..."

Ha! Some of us would not need to specify "last night" (as if different from any other night).

...

> "If anyone comes up with something for me to work with, let me know."

Well, I've got four names here clamouring for piccies - but on a less selfish note, how about a remake of the statue of sporkicity that's in a few of the meet photos?

EG: http://www.ferraby.co.uk/images/h2g2wintermeet2002/h2g2croppedsporkicity.jpg

I think the est picture of me is this one:
http://www.ferraby.co.uk/images/h2g2wintermeet2002/h2g2minagivespfalesson.jpg

Does not really need any messing with, does it?

You're making me famous, Lucinda. Xanthia and myre are gonna be easy to figure out, the others will take a bit of searching. If you have any ideas that'll save me some googling, let me know. *hint* *hint* And do you want yous all together or seperate?

Sporkicity.... ummmmm... I wasn't there, don't quite get it.... the Statue of Liberty holding the spork aloft and carrying a copy of THHGTTG? Whose face should be on the statue? Or am I waaaaay off with the inherent concept of Spork? Enlighten me, O wise ones.

I love that pic, Tube. It doesn't NEED any messing with other than to turn it around, but I suspect that it'll be in my divine nature to meddle anyway. I have the day off tomorrow, will have some time to play with these things and see what happens.

I'm not clear on sporkicity either - I was there, but not precisely there. But yes, that seems to be the general idea - and in the pics it was Eris who was posing for it...

There are better photos of Eris's statue impression around. Hang on while I search...

... aha: http://www.ferraby.co.uk/images/h2g2wintermeet2002/h2g2statueofsporkicity.jpg - is a better piccy (imo)

I think you'd have to ask the Thingites to be certain of doing the job right, though - I've not been initiated into their inner secrets...
-Martin (likes "the inherent concept of Spork")

{ooh - we're going to have piccies! - *Internal fireworks and bonfire*}

Xanthia's got some piccies of Mugler's "Carapace" at A578171, and myre's currently modelling herself on the smiley - but you've got ideas for those two already... MRD loves the wolf in the SBVM picture (and, indeed, everything - esp. Peta's expression), but doesn't have a terribly rigid self-image, so he'll take whatever seems appropriate. Pick something random...

Martin's the body, so he gets his picture on passports and all sorts of stuff, so he can jolly well sit this one out (detect a touch of here? ). For myself... isn't the internet full of semi-naked pics of women (or so I'm told ) - how hard can it be to find an image for a blond kiss-slut? Together or seperate - I'll leave that to your expert decision

I guess I should point out http://www.fotango.com/cgi-bin/public_gallery_item.cgi?id=113114 on fotango and A608384 - provided I can avoid cringing again...

Lucinda (*poses*)

FLASH
ooooooooh I think you're gonna wish you hadn't opened that box, Lucinda. All sorts of skeletons are likely to come boogieing out of THAT closet.

Xanthia's up...*grumble* *mutter* it looks cleaner on my puter than it does on the yahoo thingy, something happened to your face. I'll email it to you. Maybe then it won't look quite so choppy.

ahh well - we all have to face our demons eventually...

Got email - very impressed Though I'm not sure if the email might have put a similar 'unclean' filter over it to yahoo.

said closet has moved, due to incompetence
http://www.fotango.com/cgi-bin/public_gallery_item.cgi?id=113330
-myre

(Martin - "What does this button do?")

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/A698501

Have fun.

Though why I am reducing my odds on winning the T-shirt like this, I don't know.... especially since the one I was wearing had a hole in it.

a TiT called Ben

Or

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A698501

if you prefer....



B

Staring at that photo for a minute, trying to think of a caption, it actually made me sad because you all seemed to be having a good time and I live too far away to attend any of the big meets.



If anybody catches me reading a webpage at work titled "Look at the tits in this picture," I'm canned for sure.