A Conversation for S.T.U.M.P.E.D. Stadium!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 18, 2004
[Yar] For the record, you're all a load of useless bloody loonies. Thank you, and good night. [floats upwards and disappears]
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Redfox Posted May 20, 2004
*Sighhhhhh...*
(A poof of acrid smelling smoke and coughing signal the leaving of Redfox)
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted May 23, 2004
*her dishonour looks up*
Oh, did he go? I was just about to sentence him to 500 hours of community service as a clown at childrens' parties...
Oh well...
*her narcolepsy begins to fall asleep again*
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Garius Lupus Posted Jun 3, 2009
It was redFOX that left, not redDOG.
*Takes careful note of whether it is Red Dog's left eye or right eye that is open. Pulls out a thick book, licks a finger, and pages through the book. Stops somewhere in the middle and runs his finger down the page. The finger stops, there is a slight pause, then Garius nods knowingly. He looks over at Red Dog and tugs twice at his left earlobe with his right middle finger and thumb.*
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ReddishDog Posted Jun 12, 2009
*hindleg scratches uncontrollably in response due to an embarrassing canine genetic predisposition*
Objection your honour !
Darn .... that one gets me everytime !!
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Garius Lupus Posted Jun 15, 2009
I told them that was a stupid signal to use. Unless...wait...
*Pages through the book again*
Let's see...hind leg scratch, hind leg scratch...
Yes!
*Looks around, hoping no one heard.*
Okay, ~left~ hind leg, scratching right, um, body part...
That would mean...Oh, I see then. Well, the only reply to that has to be...
*Trying to be as inconspicuous and nonchalant as possible, GL reaches both hands above his head and claps loudly 2 and half times.*
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ReddishDog Posted Jun 15, 2009
*jumps up 2 and a half times*
Wha wha wha ?
*surveys the courtroom only to see the prosecuting counsel slumped over his desk, the judge covered in cobwebs and detrius and the entire jury emaciated skeletons*
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Garius Lupus Posted Jun 16, 2009
*RD's jumping causes the skull of one of the skeletons to fall off of the skeletal hand that it was leaning on. The skull bounces off of the floor, and the arm bones fall over, causing a chain reaction that eventually reduces the jury to a jumbled scattering of bones.
In a show of concern, GL jumps up and rushes over to the jury box. As he walks through it, he surreptitiously moves some of the bones with his feet.*
Hey! Look!
*GL points at the bones on the floor, which now spell out "Not Guilty"*
I think we have a new verdict!
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Afgncaap5 Posted Jun 16, 2009
Stan-I think...yes, we have a new attempt at a verdict...
Phil-Judges? ...It's good! The verdict passes!
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Garius Lupus Posted Jun 18, 2009
Oh, don't worry about the charge. I'll send you my bill tomorrow.
Congratulations! 
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ReddishDog Posted Jun 20, 2009
No I meant was I found not guilty - my memory is hazy on this one ?
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Garius Lupus Posted Jun 25, 2009
Well, I think the original verdict was guilty, if I remember correctly (which I might not). But the jury, um, formed a new verdict about 6 or 7 posts ago. I'd say they had no bones about it, but that wouldn't be completely accurate. 
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ReddishDog Posted Jun 26, 2009
S'funny but I don't remember being charged with anything now I think about it ?
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- 1341: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 18, 2004)
- 1342: Garius Lupus (May 20, 2004)
- 1343: Afgncaap5 (May 20, 2004)
- 1344: Redfox (May 20, 2004)
- 1345: soeasilyamused, or sea (May 23, 2004)
- 1346: ReddishDog (Apr 14, 2009)
- 1347: Afgncaap5 (Jun 2, 2009)
- 1348: Garius Lupus (Jun 3, 2009)
- 1349: ReddishDog (Jun 12, 2009)
- 1350: Garius Lupus (Jun 15, 2009)
- 1351: ReddishDog (Jun 15, 2009)
- 1352: Garius Lupus (Jun 16, 2009)
- 1353: Afgncaap5 (Jun 16, 2009)
- 1354: ReddishDog (Jun 17, 2009)
- 1355: Garius Lupus (Jun 18, 2009)
- 1356: ReddishDog (Jun 18, 2009)
- 1357: Garius Lupus (Jun 19, 2009)
- 1358: ReddishDog (Jun 20, 2009)
- 1359: Garius Lupus (Jun 25, 2009)
- 1360: ReddishDog (Jun 26, 2009)
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