h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Adds another name to the list-of-people-to-add-as-soon-as-there's-a-lull-in-initiations*

*looks up and spotss a large metallic ball coming towards him* erm...

*watches*

ow *pulls wooden needle out from his sholder* erm okay found the nnedle now just have to deal with the ball.... erm *runs away indiana jones style*

[Corrigible] Just get out of its way, for Bob's sake!!

Come on.. don't ruin the genre.

People in movies never just jump to the side it's impossible becasue then they would be off camera. No they have to keep running until something else stops the rolling ball/monster/ great wall of fire

Suddenly from out of the blue No-Longer's pinball comes arching off of the pinball machine smashing into the side of the mad runaway pinball. Both spheres are sent hurtling down the side of a large cliff that *inconvieniently* just came over to have a look at what was going on.

No-Longer sees the peril, opens up the pod door and on the next spin leaps out. Luckily for her she lands in a haystack. Unluckily for her she lands right on the large wooden needle she was supposed to find

We have the wooden needles, what now?

[Corrigible] I'll let KL answer that.

KL-*Cough* Actually, only SLaTfAtF has a needle. Technically your post broke the Laws Of Continuity, under the clauses of power invention, disaster creation, and manipulation of another character's property, No Longer Destroyer. And, while members of STUMPED don't follow many rules, we abide by the Laws of Continuity as if our lives depended on it. They have in the past, as a matter of fact. So, as much as it pains me to do so,....Y2K, could you please summon Dylan to use some Continuity Bleach on that post?

[Corrigible] Of course.

[[Summon: The Guy IRL]]

[Dylan enters from the Courtroom and dumps Continuity Bleach on the post, causing it to not have happened. He then returns to the courtroom.]

But...the post was sooo original....

[Corrigible] Ten out of ten for originality, but minus several million for those rules KL said he broke.

how is bringing a cliff in breaking continuity? it's in the fasion of the true hitch hiker books....I'll shut up this never gets me anywhere

Don't stick that tonge out unless you plan to use it

whups....

hmm thought i may have been stretching the truth a little but tried it anyway, just to relieve the boredom ya know, those mid-day blues.

awww maaaaaan but they were good posts... grrrr does ths mean we have to find the bloody needles again? and who's property is the needle any hoo?

[The short guy sits impatiently and thinks, "I thought that HappyDude's weakness was the Pleasure Ray...?"]

D'OH! I had more than one window open and posted that in the wrong one! Pay it no mind.