h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If I adopt that rule, below 33 is out of the question for me. Usually it's fine and dandy - but there is this handball player.....

At some ae it happens. My mother said it usually happens around 35...

Mmm, my daughter is 15, so I *must* wait a little. Or do some rearranging in the numbers... Mmm, 51?

its a blessing my daughter is the youngest of my kids

and even if my promise means that my options will be fewer every year from now on i think i can live with that

even a has his limits, you know. in particular an aging one

Fine with me.

having a g/f younger than your daughter is not a problem, in fact it is one of the sure signs of a midlife crisis.

amd for Hati and Tartaronne that would of course be having a b/f younger than your son

Ummm... My son is 9, so it will take 9 more years before reaching "legal age"... *faints*

well, mind you, that's only if you want to qualify for your very own midlife crisis

Ah! Phew! You almost got me worried. I am still in puberty. A completely mindless teenager.

ah .. in that case it's perfectly alright for you to mingle with other mindless teenagers

Yep. But only if they are not under age. I was once almost sued because of... never mind.

* never minds *

well, minor .. incidents can happen

Some incidents grow up eventually.

yess.. and these incidents then start to make .. incidents themselves, ... and etc etc

Oh my...

but in your case the incident may of course wait a few more years before having incidents

May? What do you mean by MAY?? She MUST!

.. ok .. but why tell me?? tell h

...

yes of course