h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Wonders where this is all leading*

*Raises an eyebrow, just to play along*

I'll see your eyebrow Roadkill and I'll raise you another

*gives up, sits down, and assumes a calming pose*

I'll see that eyebrow and raise you some waggly ears.

Hmmmm. OK I see what your game is ..... I'll see those ears and raise my hairline.

Amazing what your mind reads when you're miles away. I just read that as 'hemline'

You know you could be the last and biggest prize for the Curiositzer

This is true. Though, as I'm not actually a cat, I don't really have that much curiosity to fuel

I'll see that hairline and raise you four biros that I happen to have next to me.

errrrr OK, right I'll match your biro's and raise you a mushroom.

What rank?

NCO

I'll see your NCO mushroom and raise you a flag.

*points*

Here I am. Right here. Though I'm not sure I'm RD's to give away

I think your memory must be playing up again You'd better read this .....

*hands Sergeant a copy of power of attourney signed by one Sergeant Mushroom giving one Red Dog complete control of her and Cleo's affairs*

Bah... bah...

Remind me not to talk to you when I'm drunk again.

*Leafs through contract*

Oh, I think you have to, if we want you to.

Some pretty weird stuff at the end here, I think we were just seeing what you would sign by that point. Quite a lot, the answer turned out to be.

*peers anxoiously over his shoulder*

What's that about the fish? And the... CHICKEN?

Ooh. Clause fifty-five is real killer. I hope you weren't planning to get married in white...

Nah- white's never been my colour