h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*An unseen figure in the rafters melts into shadows and is gone.*

[SFX: The insane laughter of -- That's right! -- Kefka, who enters.]

[Kefka] Uwee hee hee hee ... I am Franz Kefka! I have heard that you intend to destroy the universe with a supernova bomb! Before you do, though, I have one question!

[Drumroll]

[Kefka] Can I set it off?

And I thought the point of this was NOT to destroy the universe.

[Kefka's reaction denotes insanity, with all the hopping up and down he's doing.]

[Kefka] ... Shuddap!

NO!!!!!!

Get away from that supernova bomb! I want to set it off!

[Kefka] No! I want to set it off!

[Kefka brandishes a Masamune pistol. I said "pistol". They're the best kind of gun anywhere.]

[At least, it is if you can aim.]

Masamune pistol? How is that possible?
[Readies his plasma gun and summons 2 proto4 robots into the battle]

You can't stop me from destroying this universe!

..unless...

...how about if you pitch the bomb, and I hit it with the bat?

[Kefka] [putting the pistol away] Say, great idea! Uwee hee hee! My ULTIMAGE act of destruction!

(To Self) Why do I hafta do this?

Alright, I'm a STUMPED agent, and I'm not happy to be doing this (Because I'm sure That it violates some sort of Evil Code), But could you guys keep it galaxys?

I mean, I'm all for explosions, but being dead is not exactly on my list of stuff to do.

So please, Just blow off some globulars around here?

[Kefka] Shaddup! [draws his Masamune pistol and starts shooting Red Fox. The word "Miss" appears above RF's head each time Kefka shoots.]

[Readies his cricket bat]

*Xai steps out of a shadow and draws his bow.*

[Xai] Need an assist RF? The others thought you might.....


[ooc] i like the "miss" thing..... very reminiscent of final fantasy

[Kefka] Uwee hee hee hee! Now for some REAL fun!

[[X-Zone]]

[A hole in the space-time continuum opens up near RF and Xai and then closes. Before it closes, RF and Xai stand facing Kefka and Clipboard. After it closes, RF and Xai continue to stand facing Kefka and Clipboard. The word "Miss" appears next to each of them]

[Kefka] Oops.

Okay, now yer askin for it...

(Pulls out 6' wide mallet, and aims toward YK)

[YK isn't here. Kefka is.]

*Xai glances at the "miss" as it falls to the ground.*

[Xai] i'm guarded against that..... all magic for that matter *smiles impishly* so shall we dance the classic way?

*He puts a shaft through Kefka's shoe lace, just to show he can and then shoulders his bow. Vorpal Blade rasps as it slides from scabbard. Xai looks to RF for his lead.*

[While Xai is distracted, looking at RF, Kefka casts "Fire" on a rope, causing a chandelier to fall down and land on Xai's head. Kefka looks very surprised that he succeeded.]

*Xai curses in several languages as he struggles free of the mess. He shakes his head in irritation and leaps towards Kefka. His Vorpal blade swings in a deadly arc, but he misses his footing due to the blow to his head. The blade twists and the flat of it strikes Kefka's head.*

[Kefka gets knocked over. He climbs to his feet and casts "Fire" on another rope. A chandelier falls down and hits /him/ on the head.]

[Kefka] WAAAUGH!