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Post 181

Redfox

Uhhhhh...

(Spys something Green)


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Post 182

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Oh, and I forgot tho mention: the elevator has transformed into a phone booth, a la "Dr. Who". Several of the people celebrating hold a conversation. They all have the same name.]

[First Q] Oh, hey there, Q!

[Second Q] Oh, hi, Q!

[Third Q] Q, Q, great to see you guys!

[Second Q] Oh, hi! Who's this?

[Fourth Q] I'm Q!

[Third Q] Yeah, Q, this is Q. Q, Q. Q, Q.

[Fifth Q] Hey guys!

[Other Qs] [variously] Hi, Q!

[Fifth Q] [noticing the new arrivals] Oh ... that reploid seems to have overloaded his RAM and then crashed. [snaps fingers]

[Drune gets up]

[Drune] Ugh ... where are we? And where's my armor?

[Fifth Q] You're in the Q Continuum!

[First Q] And your armor's still on you.

[Third Q] But since you can't percieve the Continuum the way we do, you have to percieve it in a reasonably familiar setting.

[Second Q] Most life forms' brains do that automatically.

[Fourth Q] But since you technically aren't a life form, you needed help.

[Drune] I ... see. Why's Kefka dressed as a woman?

[Qs] [variously saying things to each other, semi-comprehensibly] Maybe if -- because of the ... But that would be ... No, if it ... [etc. ad lib]

[Kefka] I hope somebody changes it back!

[Fourth Q snaps his fingers. Kefka is promptly wearing a tuxedo, a cape, and a top hat]

[Kefka] Heyyyyy! smiley - smiley

[The Qs stop discussing it]

[Drune] Well?

[All Five Qs] [simultaneous] It's because he's a bloody loony.

[Drune] Makes sense.


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Post 183

Redfox

(dreading being trapped with lot's of Q's)

(And still in his black "Cloak of Mystery")


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Post 184

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Lantern] [in John de Lancie's voice] This is the Q Continuum, Red Fox.

[Kekfa] Don't tell me -- you're Q.

[Lantern] Well, yes.

[Drune] Oh, /that/ Q. The one who's constantly annoying the Enterprise.

[Lantern] [cheerfully] That's right! Anyway, I'm like this because everyone's still mad at me for preventing the End of the Universe. Except for my son and my mate.

[Drune] Wait ... for /preventing/ the end of the universe?

[Kefka] I'm with them!

[Lantern] Look, if you really want to know about it, I conned a guy named John de Lancie to write a book about it, called "I, Q", and had it published on Earth.


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Post 185

Yowuzupman- New Top Speed 122 (thats mph you metric fools)

..........most interesting....


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Post 186

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Lantern] Yes?


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Post 187

Redfox

(Pulls out Dostovi to take his own life (At least in this forum)

Ugh... I hate Q...


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Post 188

Dizzy H. Muffin

[Lantern] Now wait just a minute!


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Post 189

Redfox

55...56...57...58...59...60.

*BANG*


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Post 190

Dizzy H. Muffin

[This attracts the attention of everyone in the area. Then somebody drops every non-Q right next to STUMPED HQ, resurrecting any dead ones, then folds the Universe up, puts it in his waistcoat pocket, and walks away.]


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Post 191

Redfox

THis forum is over!

(leaves immeaditly)


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Post 192

Hunter, who is rarely on H2G2 anymore.

Yeah, you don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

[leaves and disconnects power on his way out, leaving the forum dark and deserted]


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