h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Sharp]: *stands there in the hall*
Waiting. <- For who knows what.

nothing much happens here, in case you haven't noticed.

: I noticed. Just hold on a minute.
[ inhabited suit of armor]: "Not you again. Can't a have some peace of mind around here?"

[Sharp]: "Relax, I just wanted to ask you something."
[]: ", yes?"
[Sharp]: "You'd notice if anything odd went on here, right?"
[]: "Oh, I see what you're getting at...Maybe..."
[Sharp]: "Nevermind, I can see that you're probably a terribly busy apparition..."
[]: "Wait! There was this one thing the other day."
*mutters something about hadn't Sharp noticed an unusual amount of breezes near a certain particular tapestry.*
[Sharp]: *Checks what must be an obvious secret passageway.*
"Gee, thanks."
[]: : "Don't mention it..."
[Sharp]: "Yeaaaaaaaaah!"
*falls into moat.*
[]: **
[Sharp]: *reenters the hallway a bit later sopping and partially covered in murky muck.*
"That wasn't very funny you (-, well , on second thought maybe it was)."
[]: "..."

wow ... that was ... acturally pretty cool

: It's a spiteful little old , hiding inside that ceremonial suit of armor...but you'd already probably gathered all that by now. .
[Sharp]: *wipes the murk & the muck off of his long-coat*
(thinks) :
[]: "Hee-heehee."
[Sharp]: "Alright, that's it!"
*tacklesthe insulting -inhabited suit of armor.*
It falls out through the trick passageway into the moat.
[Sharp]: "Hey, nice shinguards."
[] (in the moat) : "I probably should have seen that one coming..."
[Sharp]: *s, deciding to keep the shinguards.*