Grease 3 - Hijinks in The Second City
Created | Updated Oct 29, 2009
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Hello everyone.
Thank you for taking the time to read this. I apologise in advance.
Herewith is my re-working of a classic piece of musical theatre, combining 2 of my passions. Witty song pastiches, and Aston Villa.
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We join our heroes Isiah and Moustapha following the last training session of pre-season before the first game.......
[Salifou]
Summer training, had me a blast
[Osbourne]
Summer training, Gabby's so fa-ast.
[Salifou]
Passed the ball, straight as can be
[Osbourne]
Do you think, MON will pick me?
[Both]
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those Villa Park nights
[The rest of the Squad]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
[First XI]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Heskey]
Did your shot hit the bar?
[Reserves]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Davies]
Will be Dunne be a star?
[Everyone]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
[Salifou]
Tackled Ashley, then he got "cramp"
[Osbourne]
Will I play? the thought makes me damp
[Salifou]
Back at home, they call me Zidane
[Osbourne]
All I get, is abuse from the fans
[Both]
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those Villa Park nights
[The rest of the Squad]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[Reserves]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Heskey]
Should I always shoot at first sight?
[First XI]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Carew]
You're joking - Frankly your s*hite?
[Everyone]
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH
[Osbourne]
Can't believe I'm only on 4 grand
[Salifou]
My carer just needs a hand
[Osbourne]
Just to play once, that is my dream
[Salifou]
At home I'm good you know what I mean?
[The rest of the Squad]
Woah!
[Both]
Summer heat, on the bench we will meet, but uh-oh those Villa Park night
[Osbourne]
The seasons started - that's where it ends
[Salifou]
MON has told me we'll still be friends
[Osbourne]
I'll play just once, that is my vow
[Salifou]
Wonder what Barry's doing now
[Both]
Summer dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those VIL-LA-A PA-ARK
NI-----IGHTS!!
---------------------------------END OF ACT 1--------------------------
Look at me, I am Dunney
An honoury Brummie
Teams fill with Dread, when I use my head
I can cause I’m Dunney
Watch it! Hey I'm Habib Beye
I was bought to hardly play
He’ll get across,
There’ll be no loss
Its Happy Habib Beye
Are we going to sink (no)
Or go no where (no)
The top club should beware (yeah)
We’re cash rich and have no debt
(cough, cough, cough)
Ozzy get your filthy paws
Off Saliofous silky draws
We play with skill but mostly sweat?
As for you, John Carew,
I know what you wanna do
You’re Sprinkled with Angel Dust
He also appreciates the bust!
I'm just plain old me, Dunney!
Ashley Young, let me be!
Keep that tongue far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
Hey Fongool, I'm the Dunney!
Ashely :Are you making fun of me Dunney?
Dunney:Some people are so touchy!
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[Young]
I got skills, multiplyin',
But I'm losing control.
All these tackles, keep on flyin',
THEY'RE AGONISIN'!
[Carew and Gabby]
You better shape up, cos we need a goal,
And we just depend on you.
You better shape uh-up, Gabby's on a ro-ho-ole,
And we can't re-ly on Carew!
No we can't, we can't re-ly on Carew.
[Whole squad]
You're the one that we want (you are the one we want), ooh hoo hoo, Ashley!
The one that we want (you are the one we want), ooh hoo hoo, Ashley!
The one that we want (you are the one we want), ooh hoo hoo!
The one we need,
Ignore the greed!
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As you may have noticed this is a work in progress and the ending will be drafted at a later date.
Thank you for your patience.
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<BODY>
Hello everyone.
Thank you for taking the time to read this. I apologise in advance.
Herewith is my re-working of a classic piece of musical theatre, combining 2 of my passions. Witty song pastiches, and Aston Villa.
======================================================================
We join our heroes Isiah and Moustapha following the last training session of pre-season before the first game.......
[Salifou]
Summer training, had me a blast
[Osbourne]
Summer training, Gabby's so fa-ast.
[Salifou]
Passed the ball, straight as can be
[Osbourne]
Do you think, MON will pick me?
[Both]
Summer days driftin' away, to uh-oh those Villa Park nights
[The rest of the Squad]
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh
[First XI]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Heskey]
Did your shot hit the bar?
[Reserves]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Davies]
Will be Dunne be a star?
[Everyone]
Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
[Salifou]
Tackled Ashley, then he got "cramp"
[Osbourne]
Will I play? the thought makes me damp
[Salifou]
Back at home, they call me Zidane
[Osbourne]
All I get, is abuse from the fans
[Both]
Summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those Villa Park nights
[The rest of the Squad]
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh
[Reserves]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Heskey]
Should I always shoot at first sight?
[First XI]
Tell me more, tell me more
[Carew]
You're joking - Frankly your s*hite?
[Everyone]
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH
[Osbourne]
Can't believe I'm only on 4 grand
[Salifou]
My carer just needs a hand
[Osbourne]
Just to play once, that is my dream
[Salifou]
At home I'm good you know what I mean?
[The rest of the Squad]
Woah!
[Both]
Summer heat, on the bench we will meet, but uh-oh those Villa Park night
[Osbourne]
The seasons started - that's where it ends
[Salifou]
MON has told me we'll still be friends
[Osbourne]
I'll play just once, that is my vow
[Salifou]
Wonder what Barry's doing now
[Both]
Summer dreams ripped at the seams,
bu-ut oh, those VIL-LA-A PA-ARK
NI-----IGHTS!!
---------------------------------END OF ACT 1--------------------------
Look at me, I am Dunney
An honoury Brummie
Teams fill with Dread, when I use my head
I can cause I’m Dunney
Watch it! Hey I'm Habib Beye
I was bought to hardly play
He’ll get across,
There’ll be no loss
Its Happy Habib Beye
Are we going to sink (no)
Or go no where (no)
The top club should beware (yeah)
We’re cash rich and have no debt
(cough, cough, cough)
Ozzy get your filthy paws
Off Saliofous silky draws
We play with skill but mostly sweat?
As for you, John Carew,
I know what you wanna do
You’re Sprinkled with Angel Dust
He also appreciates the bust!
I'm just plain old me, Dunney!
Ashley Young, let me be!
Keep that tongue far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
Hey Fongool, I'm the Dunney!
Ashely :Are you making fun of me Dunney?
Dunney:Some people are so touchy!
---------------------------------END OF ACT 2--------------------------
[Young]
I got skills, multiplyin',
But I'm losing control.
All these tackles, keep on flyin',
THEY'RE AGONISIN'!
[Carew and Gabby]
You better shape up, cos we need a goal,
And we just depend on you.
You better shape uh-up, Gabby's on a ro-ho-ole,
And we can't re-ly on Carew!
No we can't, we can't re-ly on Carew.
[Whole squad]
You're the one that we want (you are the one we want), ooh hoo hoo, Ashley!
The one that we want (you are the one we want), ooh hoo hoo, Ashley!
The one that we want (you are the one we want), ooh hoo hoo!
The one we need,
Ignore the greed!
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As you may have noticed this is a work in progress and the ending will be drafted at a later date.
Thank you for your patience.
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</GUIDE>
