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Post 161

Bluebottle

That would depend on the subject. But what would a tree talk about? The day he got a bullseye with an apple on Sir Isaac Newton's head?
Or would the theory of gravity confuse it?


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Post 162

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

I thinkl the tree would talk about the time one of his brethren fell down in the forest, when no humans were nearby, and didn't make a sound.... But then that would confuse the listener even more.


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Post 163

Bluebottle

"Wood" it now?


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Post 164

Spot on Pete, alias The bearded one

Only if it lived in an old f'oaks home ! Leaf it out I hear you cry.....life's a beech and then you die.....


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Post 165

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

I birch you didn't think of this one.


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Post 166

Bluebottle

Oak, I admit I did nut.


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Post 167

Spot on Pete, alias The bearded one

Hazel ?


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Post 168

Bluebottle

Pea


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Post 169

Spot on Pete, alias The bearded one

Wing ?


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Post 170

Kahlie

I tried purple chocolate slugs once, but they made cleaning my double-barrel pretty difficult. Not to mention they only succeded in making the deer population very fat, and annoyed.


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Post 171

Bluebottle

You should have considered the ways of the technicoloured toothbrush first. Then the slugs would become marrow, and so would disolve in malt flakes in a storm.


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