h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Behind the bar, there's a sound proof room. Ideal for practice and rehearsals.
Here you can try out new riffs in solitude, or just figure out how your g*dd*mn instument works!

Rock on!

*Having found out how to get a sound out of the sax, B continues practicing on her solo*

Dang, I'm getting good!

Check out my idea that I posted on the conversation at the Musician's Guild page. I'd say it again, but I'm a bit worn out at the moment...

*walks in carrying his bass, and sits in the corner with his head hanging low. A tear rolls down his cheek, as he plays the saddest solo he's ever played before*

Those unhoopy b******s hate it...

*stops playing the same three notes over and over again, and gives YP a long *

But my article is out in the Post, accurately entitled Redemption. Part 1 is out at least...

But thanks for the hug.

*Starts humming a Bob Marley tune*

Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
None but ourselves can free our minds
Have no fear for atomic energy
Cause none of them can stop the time

How long shall they kill our prophets
While we stand aside and look
Yes some say it's just part of it
We've got to fulfill the book

Won't you help to sing, these songs of freedom
Cause all I ever had, redemption songs, redemption songs, redemption songs

Yes, I've read it. It's brilliant!

*s in, and locks the door behind him*

Argh!

They're after me!

But thanks for the compliment. I greatly appreciate it...

Well, Bumble...

It was nice meeting you. Thanks for all the support, laughs, and coffee. Maybe we'll meet again in the afterlife. It seems like my next destination, but hopefully not yours for many years to come...

*kicks open the door and charges at the mass of large, hairy, French warriors, with his bass in in his right hand and his towel in the left*

Oh gosh!
Go get them, Yossarian! Go get them!
Yooohoo!

Won't you help to sing, these songs of freedom
Cause all I ever had, redemption songs, redemption songs, redemption songs
*Continues humming while cleaning the sax*

*walks in carrying his stick bag*

Hey, Bumble!

Oooh! Look what I learned to do...

*sits down at the piano and plays the intro to the Beatles' 'Lady Madonna.' after hitting a few wrong notes, he plays it again, perfectly, and then, deciding to play the whole song, begins singing along*

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*ecstatically proud with his performance, he gets up from the piano stool and begins to bow*

Soz, only just got back online. Bumblee respect! Redemption song is excellent, one of my faves!

Hi MF! Thanks. The melody just got stuck in my head.
Better try something else. Hey Yos! Listen to this!
*starts playing the bass-line of Lady Madonna on her sax*
Lady Madonna, doo dodo dodo doo, I don't remember the lyrics but who cares....

*jumps on the piano and begins to play and sing along*

Lady Madonna, baby at your breast, wonders how you managed to feed the reeeeeeesssst!...

Hey guys! The Fish is back in college so can get online far more now! Wow things have really died round here through the summer! Lets get to it! If you're all still into the idea of YP and the Hoopy Hoopsters' that is!

"HELLO?"

*ECHO*

"HELLO, HELLO, hello, hello........."

*Takes off her earphones*
What? Oh, hi Fish! How are you doing?

Fine, u? long time no sea (sorry fishy pun there). Where is everyone?

*pops out of the drum set wearing one of those funny pointed party hats*

Tadaaaaaaaaa!!!

Sorry, I would have responded much sooner had the phone lines not been bottled up by an entire city trying to get in touch with their loved ones.

But I'm here and aching to make some music.

How've the two of you been, by the way? I haven't seen you guys in ages...