A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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Pirate Alexander LeGray Posted Jul 12, 2012
They got similar things for the Olympics
If you don't get killed by the missiles taking off on your house, you get killed by the thing they was shooting at.
Ya can't make it up
I can remember Newton nr Nottingham; where you are told if the missiles move, hit the deck. Actually I saw one move and I because if it goes off it ain't like a blood* firework.
Bunches of idiots. cor
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 13, 2012
6 September 1982 the Danish frigate "Peder Skram" accidentally fired a Harpoon missile. 34 kilometres later it hit a few trees and smashed four summer cottages to smithereens. Some 130 other cotagges were damaged also, but could be repaired. No persons were hurt. US company McDonnell Douglas was forced to pay for all damages 
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Pirate Alexander LeGray Posted Jul 13, 2012
They don't half look dangerous. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 13, 2012
You mean the people from McDonnel Douglas? Never trust a tie, I say!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 13, 2012
Anna Leonowen trusted a Thai, and she got to be in a musical.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 14, 2012
See? They're dangerous I tells you! Dangerous! 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 14, 2012
They're only as dangerous as the people on the rest of the planet. Humans are the most dangerous game.....
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Pirate Alexander LeGray Posted Jul 14, 2012
Yes but yes but; lions are dangerous to stupid people that think they loves them 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 15, 2012
I grant you that. The annual Darwin Awards have featured *many* people of such astounding stupidity that they managed to remove themselves from the human gene pool. My favorite was the guy who drove his brand new four-wheel drive vehicle onto the ice so he could go ice fishing. The ice was very thick, so the guy tried using dynamite to break a hole in it. When the dynamite went off, the brand new car sank to the bottom of the lake. The fish probably laughed their heads off....
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Pirate Alexander LeGray Posted Jul 15, 2012
The fish are safe though.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 15, 2012
Safe, but in shock. They were probably sleeping, and the loud noise probably got on their nerves.
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Pirate Alexander LeGray Posted Jul 16, 2012
I live in a Polish dominated community, used to be english though. A Polish circus complete with animals has just parked itself across the road.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 17, 2012
Are they playing polonaises and polkas at the circus? 
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Pirate Alexander LeGray Posted Jul 17, 2012
Still there; just parked there 
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Pirate Alexander LeGray Posted Jul 17, 2012
Got a letter without a stamp on it yesterday claiming to be from the Landlord; ordering me to open all windows and leave my doors unlocked
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shagbark Posted Jul 18, 2012
AARG Mateys- Time for a celebration- this be me birthday
Today I'm 65
And here I am you see—close to my P.O.B.
I have stood in Antarctica, and watched the snow fall there.
I have withstood triple digit heat,
Heard the grass crunch neath my feet.
I've slept beneath a pure dark sky
Observed the heart of our galaxy pass by.
I strove to do, I strove to win.
I had my share of victory and defeat.
The world changed and so did I
Watching the years fly by.
I managed to stay alive,
And with God's help retain my drive.
Am I really 65???
I came to help and partake
More than just a birthday cake.
I came to know, I came to learn
God's grace you cannot earn
For you, for me
God's grace is free
it's free. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 19, 2012
Happy birthday, Shagbark. You qualify for Medicare now.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 19, 2012
Happy Birthday, Shagbark, here's to many more 
Very eloquent you are
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 19, 2012
We have a lot of talent on this pirate ship. Maybe that talent is our treasure!
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