h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What I'm missing is some good Vogon Poetry.

It was on the good ship Blood,

Its hull was made of tin,

Its captain was very thin,

and he knew everywhere we bin.

Cos it got windows in it.

very eloquent

Thankyou

Its hull was very thin.
The captain was made of tin.
His rum was laced with gin.
Ship's dog was Rin Tin Tin.
This poem is going nowhere, so hop in!

Lovely

Lovely is the one thing Vogon poetry is not.

We need more Vogon poetry in this world; just imagine how relaxing it is compaired with listening to politicians, with hubbies that obviously lost control.

They supposed to make the dinner and get the slippers ready, not declare war on the universe. cor

Dinner? Slippers?

Us single guys have to do both, or rely on take out orders. Say, maybe I could train a to bring the slippers. Not that I have any slippers to bring.

Twas on the Blood,

to save food and ensure dinner was good,

the cook used to use a clever recipe guaranteed to make you thinner,

cos the capn was a sinner,

he used to include the cooks slipper.

The seagulls land on the deck.
The says, "By heck,
Let's put them to use
And cook them in stews."

and rabbits

You don't have to eat here

there's always the plank

The Capn shouts too the plank;

by gad you would think the blood sank,

so I crawled off for a bank.

Our captain's a marvel of splendid notions
As sailing we go over all the world's oceans.
We don't have to eat here. We have a great plank.
With boatloads of tenderizers to thank,
We'll make that plank tender and juicy and tasty,
We pirates will eat it with forks that are hasty.

Wot good poetry.

You can be the first to taste Plank with Hollandaise Sauce tonight.

I like Holland

I'm sure it likes you,too.

Hehehe

The dikes matter a lot for that country. They are what keeps Amsterdammed.