A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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julyflower Posted Oct 29, 2002
wanders in, looking for promised entertainment etc
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 29, 2002
There is something alive in the bin overthere, that might be more entertaining than Pierces quizzes and karoke nights!!!
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 29, 2002
That would be the highlight of the thread, if a mouse appeared, even for a split second of time/ space and probability. Let alone four!!!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 29, 2002
I believe Tac and Shea are messing around with Tessles in another thread.
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Oct 29, 2002
*Fanfare*
LISTEN NOW-
*Fanfare*
-thankyou. TO MY-
*Fanfare*
-RANDOM-
*Fanfare*
-PROC-
*Fanfare*
-LA-
*Fanfare*
-MA-
*Fanfa-THWAKADOOM!!!*
-TION. *Blows smoke from his Railgun barrel.*
Ahem... BOATS FLOAT!!!!!
Thankyou.
*Puts on a haddock suit and jumps overboard.*
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 29, 2002
Yes, and they also tend to burn up if sent through the center of the Earth. Your point?
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Wargamer (The Wanderer) Posted Oct 29, 2002
*Pops back up.*
Thay do? Well that's my next adventure off...
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 29, 2002
And off we go...
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 29, 2002
::passed the sunscreen SPF 45,000,000 for proctection from the heat and the UV laser::
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 30, 2002
:: hologram of the captain flickers and vanishes from sight ::
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Mauritania Posted Oct 30, 2002
UV pulse lasers can cut through sunscreen factors of 1 Quilliod onwards!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 30, 2002
cutaway! 
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 30, 2002
My marxmanaship is excellant, so don't try walking backwards and forwards in the distance!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 30, 2002
well, as you have probably realised by now i am seldom seen anywhere in my actual body. usually all you see is a hologram of me. quite advanced technology, though: i can communicate with you and even fight you without being harmed myself 
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 30, 2002
Well, as you have probably realised by now I have also got pretty advanced technology at my disposal. I can trace your signal by just one simple reply by you, reveling your own adresss and possibly what you look like!!!
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Oct 30, 2002
Yes, but my technology is even more advanced... I can delete both of you by just a touch of this button over here ----->
Ooops...
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Oct 30, 2002
I just deleted Wargamer's left knee...
Sorry dear 
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Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! Posted Oct 30, 2002
Now where is that pesky little "undelete" button when you need it?
Oh dear Wargamer, if you could just hop about on your right leg until I find that button... yes, just like that... so kind of you really...
Aha! 
Here it is! *presses the undelete key and restores Wargamer's left knee*
You know I really should familiarize myself with these buttons before I go showing off like that.
Hmmm... I don't remember seeing this purple button before, I wonder what it does... *presses purple button and Mr. Christopher's nose drops off of his face*
Oh dear...
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 31, 2002
Not again!
Where's the glue?
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- 801: julyflower (Oct 29, 2002)
- 802: F F Churchton (Oct 29, 2002)
- 803: julyflower (Oct 29, 2002)
- 804: F F Churchton (Oct 29, 2002)
- 805: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 29, 2002)
- 806: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Oct 29, 2002)
- 807: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 29, 2002)
- 808: Wargamer (The Wanderer) (Oct 29, 2002)
- 809: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 29, 2002)
- 810: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 29, 2002)
- 811: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 30, 2002)
- 812: Mauritania (Oct 30, 2002)
- 813: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 30, 2002)
- 814: F F Churchton (Oct 30, 2002)
- 815: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 30, 2002)
- 816: F F Churchton (Oct 30, 2002)
- 817: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Oct 30, 2002)
- 818: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Oct 30, 2002)
- 819: Michele - Doily Mogul: Don't leave me! If you go there'll be no braincells in the room at all! (Oct 30, 2002)
- 820: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 31, 2002)
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