A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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shagbark Posted Oct 27, 2002
If we do I bet the Union steward will soon be seeing the plank 
Actually you can't throw anybody off ship until we surface again.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 27, 2002
(answer to posting 777)
it may look a tad confusing at first sight, but it's quite logical, really: the "links" on this ship takes matter through both time and space. that way you can still go to the crow's nest even if it is dead and gone in this particular spot in space/time
you will also notice that some parts of the ship appear to drill their way under cuba while others seem to be on their way through the center of the planet
amazing, isn't it?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 27, 2002
(answer to posting 780)
everybody has the right to organise.
then again: everybody has the right to be thrown overboard as well 
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 27, 2002
Well, are we in Cuba yet?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 27, 2002
you had better ask alec trician in the generator room
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 27, 2002
But every time Alec and I are in the same room, someone gets injured. Could you ask, instead?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 27, 2002
well, what did you expect on a pirate ship? 
of course i will ask 
could take a while though. see you later.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 27, 2002
*salutes the captain's departure*
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Oct 27, 2002
well, if there's a union on this ship i'm going to ask for higher pay.
All we ever do as s is find treasure, bury it and forget where we buried it...and when we right it on a map, we lose that, and somebody makes a film when they find it. 
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shagbark Posted Oct 27, 2002
As I recall someone asked for an union about a year ago and got an onion instead. Also the original agreement about how the booty was distributed seems to have been lost when the captain's private quarters were trashed a while ago and he moved them to a new thread.
Maybe the Captain should restate those terms.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 28, 2002
well, it's one for the money
two for the show
three to...
no, wait - those were different terms 
the terms are as follows:
Everything we get our hands on is divided in three parts: One for the crew, one for the captain and one for the ship. The latter is used to provide you with all you need: Food, drink, a place to sleep, weapons, clothes, entertainment - you name it!
so there
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 28, 2002
...and one for the large bird whuch flew in from the Time-space-probability portal that has just opened. Hey, you backstabbing jerks who find Cuba a nice place to grow sugar.
*Floods the room with a thick blizzard*
If anyone tries to take this ship back through the centre of the Earth, you'll face the consquences worse than a nuclear winter!!!
*Laughs all the way to the bank*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 28, 2002
::sicks his little brother's Fire Pokemon on that silly bird::
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Oct 28, 2002
Firstly, we do have a union, just Pierce is in charge and so requests are made to him and he has final say on any strike action
Secondly, Admiral Articuno, we haven't reached the centre of teh arth yet and it will take more than a silly nuclear winter 
to stop us
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 28, 2002
And I'm sure a bunch of us have younger siblings who can defeat you in any Poke-
way you want!
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Oct 29, 2002
*presents the Admiral with hand-made cement running shoes*
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 29, 2002
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 29, 2002
strike action, eh?
i say: let's strike back! 
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 29, 2002
Ahh, not so fast
*Draws a UV pulse laser pistol*
Like me artistry, on a series note, any retaliation against my retaliation will be taken as an act of war against the financial devision of the CGE!!!
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julyflower Posted Oct 29, 2002
wanders in, looking for promised entertainment etc
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- 782: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 27, 2002)
- 783: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 27, 2002)
- 784: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 27, 2002)
- 785: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 27, 2002)
- 786: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 27, 2002)
- 787: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 27, 2002)
- 788: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 27, 2002)
- 789: Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... (Oct 27, 2002)
- 790: shagbark (Oct 27, 2002)
- 791: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 28, 2002)
- 792: F F Churchton (Oct 28, 2002)
- 793: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 28, 2002)
- 794: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Oct 28, 2002)
- 795: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 28, 2002)
- 796: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Oct 29, 2002)
- 797: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 29, 2002)
- 798: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 29, 2002)
- 799: F F Churchton (Oct 29, 2002)
- 800: julyflower (Oct 29, 2002)
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