A Conversation for Wind force twelve abaft the Beam
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 8, 2002
Thats what I call hospitallity 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 8, 2002
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 9, 2002
:: asks the 
for the next dance ::
i really admire your moves, my lady. is that why you were appointed admire'al? 
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Oct 9, 2002
Look, I'm on fire
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The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects Posted Oct 9, 2002
::grabs a fire hose and douses Cap'n Zog:: 
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Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice Posted Oct 10, 2002
"captain the admiral is planning a mutiny....i am going undercover to survey his scheme...i will report it to you as quickly as possible. i feel it is my duty to you and this ship as it's harems physical trainner...altough i guess...well no...nevermind..yeah..um...yeah...so..ok?"
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 10, 2002
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 10, 2002
Nice try Zok, consider the coelation cancelled post haste!!!
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Oct 11, 2002
A mutiny of one? As long as it doesn't lead to a spam war we'll be okay, i hate clearing up all the mush you get left over 
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F F Churchton Posted Oct 11, 2002
I have allies all over the shop, so I'll get them all to post here to show my strength of compasion!!!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 11, 2002
0 posting so far - and counting... 
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Oct 11, 2002
nyaar! go on, bring 'em on! We can take em out with our cutlusses!! 
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Oct 11, 2002
Yes let's douse them in spicy food 
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Oct 11, 2002
mmmmmmmmmm, spicy food.........
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Oct 12, 2002
i had me one h*ll of a curry last night 
i'd better get me a few rounds of 
anybody else want some while we wait?
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Oct 12, 2002
Needed that Weather here is terrble
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Oct 12, 2002
*staggers in*
Captain1 I (hic) was wondering if (hic) I could join yer crew? I am skilled with a sword, (hic) and have a cargo of booze I'd like to keep in one of the holds as I'm running (hic) out of space behind my bar in the knights of h2g2 pub.
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Oct 12, 2002
I'll just check with the Captain. Pierce, we got another drunk conscript here, any room?
Dont worry Sir Drunken Death, i'm sure we have spare space for you . By the way, I am Captain Zog, known as Zog onboard ship due to me not being ships captain and i am pilot of the SS beerkeg 
which is basically a weekend trip caravan tied to teh back of the Blood.
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Sir DrunkenDeath Posted Oct 13, 2002
excellent, where can I stick the booze? I've got a pocket full at the moment
(owing to a peculiar flaw in the space time continueum, Sir DD's pockets are much larger on the inside than on the outside. Indeed, we are all in one of his pockets. "A pocket full" could mean anything from 1 bottle to 100,000,000 crates)
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- 721: F F Churchton (Oct 8, 2002)
- 722: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 8, 2002)
- 723: F F Churchton (Oct 8, 2002)
- 724: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 9, 2002)
- 725: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Oct 9, 2002)
- 726: The Average Joe No One EVER Suspects (Oct 9, 2002)
- 727: Zok Zimmerman the Intergalactic Bellhop of the Thingites, Grand High Poobah of the Way of the Sporks, Keeper of Earmice (Oct 10, 2002)
- 728: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 10, 2002)
- 729: F F Churchton (Oct 10, 2002)
- 730: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Oct 11, 2002)
- 731: F F Churchton (Oct 11, 2002)
- 732: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 11, 2002)
- 733: Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... (Oct 11, 2002)
- 734: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Oct 11, 2002)
- 735: Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... (Oct 11, 2002)
- 736: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Oct 12, 2002)
- 737: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Oct 12, 2002)
- 738: Sir DrunkenDeath (Oct 12, 2002)
- 739: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Oct 12, 2002)
- 740: Sir DrunkenDeath (Oct 13, 2002)
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