h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oooh! Just the one ...and a large for me ...single malt please ...maybe a Laphroaig!

Kes, I was lucky enough to get some 15 y.o. Laphroig for Xmas. Only a wee droppie left tho.

Ning all.

*finally finishes savouring the special hot Light made her*

That was delicious Light, thanks!

Oooh look, new faces! Welcome on board!

Did I hear right, are we off to the Bermuda Triangle next?

Damn, not back to the Caribbean, I just got back from there. Good job I still have all my guidebooks handy

No, No, No, A Thousand Times NO, not the Caribbean..I for one am tired of Jerk Chicken and rather fancy some nice Tiga Prawns..Keep your guidebooks!!
It's Southward for Cape Town I say and Eastward for the Prawns..Who else votes for Mozambique-away from these Pirates!!

Maybe you could talk Captain Capacitor
into taking you there in his ship.
I don't know if he rides out storms
very well, though.

This ship is okay in meteorological storms.
It's crew-induced storms that trip us up .

aye, we have to go to the triangle sooner or later so we might as well do it now. noone is a skilled sailor before she or he has crossed the equator, the arctic circle and the antarctic circle and sailed through the bay of biscay and the bermudan triangle and around the horn

oh yes, and the treacherous waters between ærøskøbing and svendborg!

er, slight change of plans, folks. i clean forgot that we have to go to scotland first. we are running a little low, you see?

after that it'll probably be down through the bay of biscay, across the pond, through the triangle, around the horn and up to easter island

with a little luck we should be there in time for the season

let's go through all of them!

* is glad they are going via Scotland - her favourite Lighthouse is there not to mention the supplies *

I think a raid will be in order when we get to schotalnd - all we have to do is decide which distillery

only the best!

* giggles *

Well they all have their merits ...

Scotland hey? Is it coincidence that Burns Night is coming up?

The Bay of Biscay I have done at Mach 2 in the best aircraft in the World, or over it.

I think its back to the bucket of , Light! Are you going to the London meet, by the by?

Eight little red spots this time...

*waves to all in the bar, takes a , and leaves again*

I've never been to any of those places. They all sound like fine fun to me! I had a terrible ordeal with some laphroiag once. I don't know if I want to repeat the incident. Never slam shots of that stuff, that's all I can say. Just never do that. The guy I was with will never be the same. hahaha!


Never you mind where my tan lines are or aren't, Sultandude.

Well .... (popping in for a quick one) ...I was navigating us towards Islay ...which just happens to be where the laphroaig distillery is situated ...Southern end, I think ...and at the other end is the Bowmore distillery ... so they'll probably be the first ports of call ...... I would tend to agree, Sammi ...never "slam" a heavy malt whisky! ... unless you want to of course ...

Now therz a season I cud sink me teeth into..A nice Welsh rarebit & kidney pie-generously laced with Harvey's Bristol Cream in between the crusts-
A coaster of Johnny Walker Blue over 3 large cubes at the end and a cuban stoogie from the last run-now that would set us in proper frame of mind to those pesky distilleries down once & for all!!After them Laddies!!

Good 'ning, ev... nobody. *sigh*

*drinks her second *

*third *