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Post 121

Aurora

Jesus said to John "Come forth and you shall be given eternal life."

John came fifth and got a toaster.


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Post 122

compo

If birds can fly,why can't flies bird?


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Post 123

Titania (gone for lunch)

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman:
- I would like to buy a pink curtain in the size of my computer screen.
The surprised salesman replies:
- But, madam, computers do not have curtains...
And the blonde said:
- Helloooo.... I've got Windows!!!!!!!!!


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Post 124

compo

A man went to his doctors for a chackup and was told he'd got ten to live.

"Is that weeks or months,doctor?"

"9,8,7,6,5,......"


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Post 125

compo

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a parrott?

A walkie-talkie.

What do you get if you cross a Zebra with a cow?

Striped milk.


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Post 126

compo

Buy "WOOF" pet food.It's the only one your dog will ask for by name.


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Post 127

compo

A large Weevil was sitting on a wall next to a small Weevil.The small one was the lesser of two Weevils.


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Post 128

Rissa of the ShoeShine, Protector of Boots Everywhere - Thingite, Zaphodista, NH Player, Geek

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Three - the left ear, the right ear, and the Final Frontier.


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Post 129

Dr. Megabite

what did the apple say to the orange
nothin apples dont talk


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Post 130

compo

Always keep snakes,bank managers and lawyers at a safe distance.


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Post 131

MrCheesy

The Buddhist pays with a £10 note but the vendor doesn't give him any money back. When the Buddhist asks 'Where's my change, the vendor replies 'You of all people should know that all change comes from within !' Boom Boom !! Pity there's no Basil Brush smiley for these groaners


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Post 132

MrCheesy

Whoops ! That was supposed to follow the one about the Buddhist asking a hotdog vendor to 'Make me one with everything', I do apologise.

Completely off-topic, but I'm handing in my notice today - YAY !smiley - biggrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - biggrinsmiley - biggrin


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