A Conversation for The h2g2mice students union

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Post 1

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

Welcome to this the Student Union at the end of the University.

Tonight we have a fabulous evenings apocalypse - sorry - a calypso for you to enjoy along with our now almost not quite but maybe one day famous Talent show....

But first a quick musical Interlude:


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Post 2

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

::slinks off to the bar to the strains of "How many roads must a mouse walk down, before he's considered a mouse"::

A good sir an smiley - ale if you please.


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Post 3

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

Sorry there ain't nobody here but us Chickens...

Sorry Mice - we'll have to serve ourselves....


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Post 4

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

Ok - I'll get the first round then...

What would you like?


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Post 5

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

Oh, I'll have a nice pint of smiley - ale


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Post 6

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

Are you intending to swim in that sir?


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Post 7

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

No, why?


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Post 8

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

In that case maybe you'd like to take the Goggles and Snorkel off then!

::Helps self to pint of smiley - stout with smiley - stiffdrink chaser, pours pint of smiley - ale for h2G2mice::


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Post 9

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

Oh, them - they're for the talent show later on, I've got so used to wearing them I hardly notice them anymore - bit like women and Stockings I shouldn't wonder...

::Takes proffered pint and blows the froth off the top - hands it back and runs out of the door screaming::


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Post 10

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

I wonder what all that was about.....

Oh well, the show must go on....

::sips stout and settles down by the fire in a large Comfy chair::


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Post 11

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

After wiping Froth from eyes that is....


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Post 12

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

::sidles back into the bar - looking around nervously - sees H2g2mice sitting in comfortable chair by Fire with drinks lined up, makes way, nonchalantly, over to said quadro::

Oh, smiley - erm just had to pop out for a minute...

::hopes H2g2mice will do the honourable thing and not mention his earlier flight::


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Post 13

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

@@No chance of that, having wondered where h2G2mice had got to, doesn't notice reticence in his voice@@

So what was all that about then?

@@Sups smiley - ale, realise his mistake and hands it over@@


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Post 14

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

::Darn I thought I said I didn't want to talk about it?::

Oh, it was nothing, just thought I saw something and it set me to remembering.

::leave it at that, leave it at that::

::takes proferred smiley - ale having checked it for tell tales signs of Froth, sups from same::


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Post 15

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

@@sups smiley - stout instead@@


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Post 16

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

@@waits expectantly, sups some more@@


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Post 17

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

::thinks: he's waiting expectantly isn't he?::

::sups smiley - ale and refuses to be drawn::


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Post 18

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

@@thinks: he'll crack@@

Aaah!

@@finishes smiley - stout, starts sipping smiley - stiffdrink@@


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Post 19

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

::thinks:I'm going to crack soon - I can feel it::

Sluuuurrrpp.....

::Finishes his smiley - ale::

Can I get you another?


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Post 20

h2g2mice (U172703 = (1+7-2)*7 + 0*3 = 42)

@@thinks: he's neatly sidestepped that one for the moment - but my time will come@@

Muahahahhahhah!


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