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Bert & Ernie didn't exist !
Starman - Keeper of Songs Started conversation May 4, 2001
Started to comtemplate it, but it was too horrible a thought to continue. 
Bert & Ernie didn't exist !
Researcher 172335 Posted May 6, 2001
Many children would be watching a show called teletubies that has even less educational value, oh wait that already happened, oh god the end is near!!!
Bert & Ernie didn't exist !
Munchkin Posted May 8, 2001
It's a Wonderful Life would have been slightly less interesting too, but at least I would stop shouting "It's Bert and Ernie" every time I see it 
Bert & Ernie didn't exist !
Eusebio - squad number 11 Posted May 8, 2001
What ...... no "rubber duckie" and no "cookies" ... flippin' 'eck I can't even begin to think what would happen ... 
Bert & Ernie didn't exist !
Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 10, 2001
What if....
Big Bird had been small?
The Count was innumerate?
Cookie Monster had preferred rice cakes?
Bert & Ernie didn't exist !
Munchkin Posted May 10, 2001
"One, two, err. seven, ... um ... eleventy one a ha ha ha!!!!" I don't think it would have caught on somehow 
Bert & Ernie didn't exist !
Gumby Posted May 28, 2001
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MY INNER CHILD ICANNOT EVEN CONSIDER THAT AN OPTION!!!!!
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Bert & Ernie didn't exist !
Starman - Keeper of Songs Posted Jun 7, 2001
Don't worry, I found them !!! 
They were playing a game of hide & seek with Cookie Monster
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Bert & Ernie didn't exist !
- 1: Starman - Keeper of Songs (May 4, 2001)
- 2: Researcher 172335 (May 6, 2001)
- 3: Munchkin (May 8, 2001)
- 4: Eusebio - squad number 11 (May 8, 2001)
- 5: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (May 10, 2001)
- 6: Munchkin (May 10, 2001)
- 7: Gumby (May 28, 2001)
- 8: Starman - Keeper of Songs (Jun 7, 2001)
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