A Conversation for Flat Cap and Muffler Club Spring Onion

What am I bid!

Post 21

Solsbury

Haven't you read anything posted yet peregrin? I'm seeing if I can get any bids for NOT posting them smiley - winkeye I'll probably not be able to get them up till tomorrow evening as I'm busy tonight.


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Post 22

Peregrin

This might work:

If anybody posts up pictures of me *not* making a weird face smiley - weird then I'll send you a parcel bomb containing angry stoats in the post.

smiley - angel


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Post 23

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Wot about a slightly used emery board, an unused but scrumpled tissue, three supermarket receipts, the back of an earring, two nappy pins, two slightly used lipsticks and a fluffy jelly baby?


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Post 24

Phil

You were doing fine Granny W till you mentioned the jelly baby smiley - tongueout


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Post 25

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

Hey Peregrin, what about if you're pulling a face but it doesn't make you look weird? smiley - tongueout
*grins smugly having acertained there are no photos of her so offers to buy the jelly baby off of Granny Weatherwax*


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Post 26

Peregrin

I bid a dead mouse. I've just found three in my cupboard. (the electronic sort, if you're worried)


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Post 27

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Maybe you should burry the mouse?
Cremation?


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Post 28

Peregrin

I'm going to extract their balls first. (points out, again, that they're the electronic sort)


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Post 29

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

*hums quietly to herself*


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Post 30

Metal Chicken

Hmmm. Think I'm safe here. But I have pics of Tinkerbell and 2legs in various poses all scanned in and ready to load smiley - winkeye


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Post 31

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Are you trying to bribe us as well then smiley - yikes
(sits in corner humming, wondering about ball extraction, and trying desperatly to remember if there is anything he can't remember from teh meet that might up the anti for bribing witholding pics)... smiley - zen


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Post 32

Metal Chicken

Oh no, relax smiley - zen Extortion and corruption aren't my thing.
My photos will go up regardless, just as soon as I work out how to get them online.


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Post 33

Tinkerbell *tumbleweed*

You do not!!! It's just a bluff 2legs, don't fall for it smiley - winkeye


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Post 34

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Catch Tinkerbell *Chucks the fluffy jellybaby over towards Tinkerbell*

That better OP, I can up the ante by a suitcase key and a small piece of yellow plactic, I don't know what it's for, but the minute I throw it away I'll find out! Could come in very useful smiley - smiley


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Post 35

Amy the Ant - High Manzanilla of the Church of the Stuffed Olive

Would you like some help, MC? smiley - devilsmiley - biggrin


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Post 36

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I have The Frozen Last Remaining Spring Onion


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Post 37

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Grandad ate the last of my bunch with his packed supper Sunday night, complained they tasted of ale, I don't remember spilling any! smiley - cdouble


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Post 38

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Well, they might have been stood in a near-empty beer-glass to make a pretty table centre piece?


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Post 39

Granny Weatherwax - ACE - Hells Belle, Mother-in-Law from the Pit - Haunting near you on Saturday

Were they? That would really be one snap to hide smiley - smiley OP, I'm upping the ante again, by 35p in loose change and a button.


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Post 40

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

I have lots of pocket-fluff I could offer you for free to add to your anti, if you like?


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