A Conversation for Talentless Musicians Club

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Post 1

Dove

I wish to be a part of this club. unfortunately my lack of talent includes a very good bad tuning smiley - whistle. due to my official training it is my honor to say that i know when i play just the wrong key. therefore i normally appear more as a smiley - clown then as an smiley - artist.
I can bad tune in every instrument you request.
Dove.


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Post 2

Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick

smiley - laugh Thanks for applying Dove, the ability to badly tune an instrument is highly respected at the TMC.

Consider yourself a very welcome member, although everyone seems to be sleeping at the moment. Any other poor talents brought to us are most appreciated.

smiley - biggrin

Dunky


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Post 3

Dove

Well...

If you really ask, I can found several other hidden talents. I believe I am best on playing on the finest of nerves smiley - groan. I can rhime with grammer mistakes. I can smiley - whistle both in an out.

Dove.
btw, are you aware of any animal's kingdom in this Galaxy smiley - planet for us?


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Post 4

Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick

smiley - whistle in and out!! Now that IS a talent and might disqualify you if yu're not careful smiley - biggrin.

I'm not aware of any animal kingdom for us, I don't think they're too keen on badly played music (apart maybe from dogs - they'll howl along to anything)


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Post 5

Dove

don't worry. I can smiley - whistle both in and out, but only if choke during...
Dove


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Post 6

Dove

btw, What does that make me eligable to put in my personal space? Is there any merit of some sort or something?
Dove


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Post 7

Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick

I don't believe there's any merit, but there should be smiley - smiley

I'll put you on the roll of honour when I get time, other than that go out and spread the word! smiley - silly


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Post 8

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

could I join. I can play a cardboard didgery-doo thingy. Being cardboard, it gets rather soggy and less than acoustic. My father, who can play any instrument, cannot manage the didgerydoo, so i am quite pleased with myself.


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Post 9

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

And why is there no smiley for didgerydoo???


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Post 10

Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick

That's fine, but can you play it badly?

And is it related to the Smarties tube trombone?


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Post 11

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

i can play it badly. instead of making "awonga wonga wonga" noise it usually goes "phurrp". It is a similar instrument to the smarties tube trombone, yet with an entirely different sound and technique. I can also accompany on the smarties tube trombone, if you want.


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Post 12

Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick

Fantastic! The ability to badly master the didgeridoo is greatly admired by me as someone who can make no sound at all (I prefer to think that the sounds are there, just ultra-sonic).

Now, if both can be played at the same time that would be something else.


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Post 13

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

I can play two instruments via my nose, unless I've got a cold, beacause that gets messysmiley - silly


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Post 14

Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick

More a nosecoder than a vocoder smiley - silly


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Post 15

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Mmmm, something else you should know. I usually get head rushes while playing. This could result in me fainting over a prolonged session.


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Post 16

Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick

that's ok, that just makes you another instrument to play smiley - silly


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Post 17

Tonsil Revenge (PG)

A bag pipe or an organ?


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Post 18

Someone You Know(GrandHighMaster Of All Things Unsanitary And In Need Of A Good Clean Before The Neighbours Come Round)

Hmm... I think my organs could be rearranged to produce bagpipes. I also have some songs that I am going to write, that I am writing or are written. Some titles are, Ha det Bra!(a norse love song), My Grand Ma's Got A Shotgun(she keeps it by her bed), Mostly Harmless(a hitmans tale), Goodbye Great Gorilla, and I Come From Mars.
What do you think?


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Post 19

Dunky, Muse of Hangovers and Father of Abigail, Muse of Babysick

Pretty good! What about; Terminal Illness (I've Got A)?


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Post 20

Fallin Space kat, sheep/cat and Muse of Fallin 'vote sheep for government' >^..^<

ello *waves* i would like to contribute me absolute absence of music talent to your club :o)

i am trying to learn to play the electric guitar but my claws keep catching on the strings.. smiley - doh its all very distasteful hehe

i can also play the cat scratching post but unfortunately i dont actually make any known note as such jus a kinda scuffin noise smiley - headhurts

i have no timing what so ever.. i even clap out of time at pantos! so i think i am quite well qualified .. please can i join?

*passes round smarties*

>^..^< Kat


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