h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

....When you feel guilty after being away from a computer for more than a day because despite evidence to the contrary, you worry that the haiku threads wont survive without you.

....When you spend an entire day thinking about 42ology in the lab as you wait for a reaction to take place


....When you get really jealous of people going to any form of meet anywhere. Dammit.

da da da-da, da da da da da, dum de da-da, da-da da da da da. And dip!

Ohh stunning dancing! I'm not going to any of the meets but my alternate identity might!

Mon'

Oh a double-dipper. Bravo.

~jwf~

...when you use smileys instead of facial expressions.
...when your facial muscles atrophy from lack of use.

...you really feel sorry for the users using this conversation in attempt to get to the top of 'most postings'... tsk, tsk - there is so much more to h2g2!

When you are trying to buy a mobile phone on-line, but still keep h2g2 open in a seperate window incase somebody writes to a thread to which you are also contributing!

i don't use it to get to the top of most postings! not usually anyway. i have other ways of doing that.

*shakes head*

I am sorry Mr Foot you are a hopeless case!

You know you're getting a handle on your addiction (sorry to be serious but this is where I'm at) when the only reason you check the info/stats page is to see if you're in the top ten of anything and if so, log off immediately.

(I made it to the top of the list once. For about 24 hours I held top spot and refused to log off. But it's like Mount Everest, once you've been there...)

(And in spite of what some may think of my rambling style, I have never made the longest posts list. At least I've never noticed ..probably too busy typing.)

...you see Speilburg's A.I. and all you think of is Ormy.

If all the Aussie researchers get together and hold a meet down under would it be called a "teem", or just a P**s-up??

... you miss lots of great concerts at a festival, because your here instead!

...you alternate staring at the screen and staring into your girlfriend's eyes.

....you switch screen names so that people can't IM you or e-mail you and drag you away from h2g2

...you wear earblugs so the Real World can't desturb you.

...you wear earplugs so the Real World can't disturb you.

..you don't let a little thing like spaelling slow you down.

...when your girlfriend starts staring at your earblugs.

..Monica Lewinski is hiding under your dest with Linda Tripp, but posting to H2G2 is more interesting.

Now we know why you are babbling George